But but, 5,214 tweets? After pretending to be JOSH for that long, I’ve gotta think anyone would start *becoming *her.
^^^ Its 5,215 now. 
James can get his own restraining order if one is ever needed and if I am ever over the line in any way when I tell others about him, I have told him to let me know. Well so far that hasn’t happened.
God bless you and him always!!!
Holly
Holly, it’s me, James.
I’ve seen all the good things you do for me and how these sinners have persecuted you thus.
Will you marry me, Holly?
God approves, he told me so last night.
Also, thanks to everyone for providing the hilarity, be it intentional (Some great lines, my fellow Dopers!) or not 
:).
So is it James or Jesus that JOSH thinks is God?
^^^ Jesus only.
There’s only one way that you can prove to me that you are him. What are the things that I gave to you the last time that I saw you?
God bless you always!!!
Holly
P.S. Only the real James would know what I gave to him.
A rash?
The last time I saw you gave me that delightful angel figurine and a pic of us together.
You also gave me an ox heart as a symbol of your love.
Is than an actual virgin, or, to stay consistent with** kayaker’s ** nomenclature, are you just getting the car parked in the dirt lot next door?
^^^ I live in between two other houses. There isn’t a dirt spot around here. I am still a virgin no matter who doesn’t believe me.
Wrong.
Not even close.
God bless you three always!!!
Holly
So, I’m sure some of the posters here are dudes, right?
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Oh darlin’, we believe you.
Nice photo of the two of you together.
Oh Og, I’m dying here. Comedy gold! But this is interesting. I did a little more googling around and I’ve found other sites where good old Holly had been called out and, amazingly, she didn’t quite seem to take things so literal there and was actually a tad snarky. Although she had plenty of other people who also felt she was an insane stalker too, so there’s that.
May the force be with you! Be that in your garage or dirt patch.
That is not us. This is us.
Darlin’ is what James called me the last time that I saw him.
God bless you and him always!!!
Holly
Did you speak to him? Without your father’s permission? Wanton harlot. :mad: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes:
Holly,
I’m reaching out to you here because I feel like God sent you to help me, to this message board. You see, I’m gay and I know it’s a sin because the Bible says so… but I really deeply love my boyfriend and would do anything in the world to stay together with him. What should I do? I can’t just stop loving my boyfriend so if I have to stop being with him because when he fucks the shit out of me we are committing sin, I think I’d probably kill myself from depression… which as you’ve laid out is also a sin. What should I do? And please don’t tell me to go talk to a pastor or find a church in my area… I’ve tried that before with absolutely no success. I know that only YOU have the answer for me!
God bless you and James always! :):)
Drew
Why is it that James Otto Sweet Heart seems to understand how to quote another poster’s post when it’s a little ways upthread, but has to resort to pointing upward with carats ("^^^^^") when she’s replying to the most recent post? Any guesses?
God wants it that way :):)
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That had to be done at another forum that I used to go to and so it just stuck.
I don’t have anything to do with my dad and I am still a virgin until I get married.
God bless you two always!!!
Holly
She lacks proper geometry and theology.