Yeah, those don’t sound crazy at all.
That’s either really slow or really fast. I usually boil the water in an electric kettle and pour it into the pan. It’s much faster than doing it on the stovetop - about 45 seconds for a half gallon - but then we’ve got a gas stove.
Amen to this! They started this chat and thought that I wouldn’t respond? Oh what a bad move that ended up being on their part. That first message that I left about suicide is one thing, but a 30+ page chat is a whole other story. 
God bless you always!!! 
Holly
Thank you, Dopers. I and Freddie Mercury salute you! 
Wow, pretty colors. I wish my Bible was written in crayon.
^^^ You do know that pens can have different colored ink now right? Unlike some people apparently, I put the crayons away years ago.
God bless you always!!!
Holly
Darth, check your PMs, please!
There are multicolored version of the Bible, you know. Like this one.
I’m really starting to think you don’t actually mean this 
If anyone wants a good sugar cookie recipe here you go.
8 ounces butter
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon flavoring(I use almond flavor, but vanilla or lemon are good too)
3 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
Cream the butter and eggs together, blend in eggs and flavoring. Mix the flour with the baking powder and soda and mix in with the butter/sugar/eggs.
Let the dough chill until it has firmed up some. Roll the dough to the desired thickness. I cut fairly thin but slightly thicker still works. Cut into desired shapes and bake in a 350 degree oven until cookies are lightly browning along their edges. Cool and ice. Icing is a mix of powdered sugar, a little flavor(again, I use almond) and enough milk or cream to make a thin glaze. If you put sprinkles on the glazed cookies don’t wait until they are all iced or it will have set. Ice some, sprinkle, lather, rinse repeat.
BLASPHEMER!!
But I knew it. I knew it! You and James Otto Snakethrower Hellion are like two peas in a pod. :eek:
I wish. I’d be much happier if I could just make up my own moral code. Did you catch this earlier nugget?
I felt just like Ray Liotta when I read that.
Pine Fresh, can I get you to PM, please? Thanks in advance!
Even though people online choose to disagree with me over anything, I mean every word of what you people call my sign off.
God bless you always!!!
Holly
P.S. I wish all of you well because thanks to certain people I have personally crossed paths with, I have seen how sad this world really is.
Again, I really appreciate everyone contacting me. I cannot say thanks enough!
oooh, these sound really good. I’ll have to make some up this weekend
Which is precisely why the lack of the banhammer for the obvious trolling continues to baffle me.
^^^ I’ve seen it said here by one of the moderators of this forum that if one person were to be banned from sharing their beliefs, they would not be the only person to disappear from this forum.
God bless you always!!!
Holly
I’ve done these! Only instead of “flavoring” I used lemon zest from a micro planer. They were a hit.
This chat could easily go the recipe route.
Only if you pussies man up and start putting some killer chocolate chip cookie recipes here!