I have a recipe to share. These have been dubbed “Cinnamon Crack Buns” by people of my acquaintance, so when I saw a call for cinnamon rolls, I had to post it.
And yes, they are ridiculously low-class and incredibly easy.
You need a 9 x 13 pan, a sauce pan, a stovetop, and an oven preheated to 350.
2 cans of crescent rolls (I told you it was low class, and you ain’t seen nothin’ yet)
2 apples or peaches (slightly before ripe seems to work best)
1 stick of butter (the original recipe wanted 2 sticks. It was too much)
2/3 cup of dark brown sugar (original recipe was over a cup and I think it was white sugar. It was too much sugar and needed the punch of brown)
pinch of salt
1 tsp vanilla (I usually use a little more)
1 can of Mountain Dew, Sprite, 7-up, or pineapple pop/soda/soft drink
cinnamon
more sugar (optional, see the instructions)
Melt the brown sugar and butter in a sauce pan with the vanilla and salt. Stir and cook until it bubbles and thickens.
Slice the fruit into 8 wedges each. Dredge each slice in cinnamon and (optional) sugar. Roll each slice in one triangle of crescent roll. Arrange 8 rolls along one long side of the pan and the other along the other long side, leaving a little bit of a gap between the rolls and the edges of the pan.
Top the dumplings with cinnamon. Pour the bubbling butter/sugar mixture over the top of the dumplings.
Pour the pop along the edges of the dumplings and down the open space in the middle.
Bake until the tops are firm and kind of hollow sounding. Serve warm if you can. Drizzle the tops or the plate with more of the sauce.
They are flaky, gooey, addicting goodness. Too sweet for me to eat many, but if you like fruit desserts, they are incredibly easy.
And a friend of mine who NEVER cooks EVER made them and she said they were just as easy as advertised.