"Jasmine tea made me insane!"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Judge drops charges against man who claimed jasmine tea drove him insane

It’s been years since I drank jasmine tea. It was in a Chinese restaurant when I was having dim sum.

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I’m dyin’ here:

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I noticed he consumed up to ten cups daily. Jasmine contains a stimulant like caffeine, and I think if I consumed ten cups of regular tea or coffee a day for quite some time, I think I’d be acting rather strangely too.

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So, if I’ve been eating Twinkies and drinking lots of Jasmine tea, I’m doomed to use a brass duck to break into the Chicago Reader offices looking for the elusive TubaDiva? :eek: Oh, my duck!

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I had Jasmine once.

And yes, she made me crazy.

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You know, that’s funny for so many reasons.

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I love jasmine tea, and I’m normal.

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