She is. Trust me.
Mmmmmmmmm… Sandra Day O’Connor…
What?
I didn’t know who Sandra Bernhard was, so I looked her up.
Thank you for contributing to my personal version of hell.
I thought Leno was happily married, and had been for many years. (Isn’t his wife’s name Mavis?)
I realize some people cheat on their spouses, of course, but I was under the impression they had a pretty tight marriage.
Sandra Bernhard may have a “unique” face but she has a toned and womanly body that many women would kill for. Her near naked performance of “Little Red Corvette” in “Without You I’m Nothing” was one of the most erotic performances ever.
Well, according to an authoritative source within my reach (“If They Mated” by Conan O’Brien), Sandra is the offspring of Lassie and the dog from Fraiser. This doesn’t tell me a whole lot, but I thought I’d toss it in for research purposes.
So then how does he compare to Forrest Tucker and Uncle Milty?
Good god, with her nose and his chin, it’d be the second coming of the Spanish Hapsburgs!
Great. Just great. I liked women. Then I found out I like handcuffs. Then I found out I like men too. Then I read this post.
Is it the Carthusians or the Cistercians where the monks spend all their time alone? I need to know where to pick up an application form.
I thought Bernhardt died, like, in the 1920s or so. Is Leno a necrophiliac?
Seems like the handcuffs would be coals to Newcastle.
Okay that last post was funny.
Jay and Mavis married in 1980, when he was thirty years old. Jay knew Sandra back from the 1970s when they were both doing stand-up in clubs.
Not always standing up perhaps. Although I though Bernhardt was into women. Then again, I saw Leno tonight on the Tonight Show in drag, so maybe he’s done it before. Hmmmmm. :dubious:
Obviously we have here a manifestation of the Celebrity Nudity Uncertainty Theorem.
Sadly, Sandra Bernhardt has appeared naked in Playboy. I have no defense against the memory. At least Leno hasn’t posed nude anywhere. I think I’d have to take my own life if I witnessed that.
I don’t find either one of them even marginally repulsive! In fact, I kind of have a thing for Jay…must be all those Harleys, huh? And Sandy has a body to kill for! I’d do both of 'em.
I find Sandra a little ookey, Jay is okay, but for some reason the two of them together induce a giant cookie toss.
All right, I’ll proudly admit it. I find her attractive. Anyone wanna make somthing of it?
Yup. I’ve read several lengthy magazine pieces on Leno over the years that examined his marriage in detail. By all accounts, the union is true love, and one of the most successful marriages in showbiz (as evidenced by it’s longevity).
Mavis Leno is a fairly attractive person herself, and quite substantial intellectually as well. (Caveat: I don’t agree with some of her politics) Frankly, the ability to land someone like her and keep it going makes me respect Jay a little more. People of depth don’t stay in relationships with losers for 23 years.
Leno wasn’t exactly a candidate for the priesthood before his marriage. In Leading With My Chin, he tells stories from the days in which he worked for a car dealer; he would often borrow the flashier cars to impress girls with the (non-existent) wealth; he would claim to be a Kennedy – Larry Kennedy, the brother no one discusses.
On several occasions, he and a buddy would work a scam together. He says that with glasses and the long hair of the seventies, he looked a little like English pop star Donovan. Jay would borrow a Rolls from the dealership and have his friend drive him around. They’d simply pull up to girls and say, “Hey, do you want to meet Donovan?” If they were amenable, Jay was ready to go: “Hallo, luv!”
He ends the story by wondering if Donovan ever knew how lucky he was getting in Boston in the early seventies.
- Rick