Picture Carrot Topp and Jay Leno naked and “together”.
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Mmmmm. . . . .Carrot Top . . . .
This whole thread makes me want to scoop my eyes out with a melon baller!
Where’s the barfy smilie when you need it?
Ewwww…
Now, I Have to go scrub my brian with bleach.
I was so grossed out I couldn’t even spell “brain” correctly.
It’s all Cranky’s fault.
Whatever you think of Jay Leno in his fifties, remember we’re talking about Jay in his twenties. If you don’t know what he looked like then (fairly handsome, with bedroom eyes), withhold judgement. There seems to be a widespread prejudice that comics can’t be considered good looking, even sexy.
Whether you liie or dislike his comedy Leno is quite intelligent and is a bit of a gearhead when it comes to cars. He takes great delight in ragging on guests that use bad english or make non-sensical statements.
Whether you like or dislike his comedy Leno is quite intelligent, and is a bit of a gearhead when it comes to cars and motorbikes. He takes great delight in ragging on guests that use bad english or make non-sensical statements.
As opposed to people who post when they should preview first.:smack:
Or Carrot Topp and Sandra.
Two very nice bodies topped with unique heads.
Oh, OK. For some reason I was under the impression they had gotten together in the past few years.
I don’t buy it for a second. Why would a guy with a HUGE schlong have so damn many cars? And flashy cars at that!
Enjoy,
Steven
I don’t buy it for a second. Why would a guy with a HUGE schlong have so damn many cars? And flashy cars at that! The guy has GOT to be compensating.
Since it seems to have been 20+ years ago since the events I’m inclined to believe Bernhard is mis-remembering. Or maybe the “almost too big to accomodate” bit was referring to episodes of oral…
Enjoy,
Steven
Talk about a tough act to follow.
Hey, maybe Jay, with his huge schlong, was the one that made her turn to women. Maybe it was so big that it scared her off of men forever.
Or got her hooked on receiving oral…
Handcuffs are good times. 
Jay, Please don’t start any more threads under an assumed name!
I also think Sandra Bernhard is very sexy. Knowing that she dated Jay Leno is kind of off-putting, though.
Thats gotta be in the Book of Revelation.
