“For Christ’s sake, JD. It’s not supposed to be an open mouth kiss!”
Well, historically, that is how parents created baby food and fed it to their babies, so maybe not that far off the mark.
LMFAO. Yeah, and Vance’s questions sound like a cop that’s just pulled you over:
“So, where ya comin’ from?”
Those who think that way often find out firsthand that being at the devil’s right hand just puts you conveniently within reach.
I, uhhh, I … I think I’m done with the internet for today.
How many times do we have to tell you? NO tongue!
“Welcome to Corneria!”
Okay. Good.
I’ve struggled my whole life with this. Help me out.
Which way did you come in?
(which was on the desk of my HS counselor)
The first step to getting help is knowing you need help. Vance thinks he doesn’t need help.
I dunno. He strikes me as knowing he’s a bit of a stiff, and when he’s outside of his circles that he struggles to connect with the riff raff. He just isn’t overly concerned over it. That ticket is delusional in many ways.
“I’m the helpER–not the helpEE! I’m gonna be Vice President!”
I don’t have the patience to find that old thread about pan-fried semen - but I’m going to extend, instead, a theory that Mr. Vance’s extrusions are probably not safe for consumption and should be labelled as such.
Sir, the EPA has declared your penis to be a superfund site.
Ah, now it makes sense, he was looking to entrap them!
“How long have you worked here?”
“Ever since Kamala Harris helped me enter the country illegally!”
“GOTCHA!!!”
LOL, yup!
vance v.i., to say exactly the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time
Hey, Vance had a great interview on Meet the Press this morning:
Such an idiot!
Not an idiot. Just one of millions of people who think saying, “Hey, it’s a joke” excuses all manner of thoughtlessness and insensitivity. He probably thought some of the comments about Walz’s son were knee-slappers.