Actually, I have no idea if you suck but this gets you to 1.
And if you want to go for 2, just keep pushing it, baby.
You seem to have forgotten your link.
jdavis is still a mod?
Huh. Learn something new every day.
Would this thread count if there’s no link? (Hey, where’s the rules to all this? Are there umpires?)
Mod? He is the SDMB hamster wrangler!
He is the straight-up SDMB hardware pimp.
From Major Kong’s link:
Um … this mean we’re in a whole heap of trouble, now? What hath you wrought, M_K??
Be at rest, Ice Wolf, by taking note of the context of Troy’s quote:
“We don’t pit Jerry…”
You did not pit Jerry, so you are safe:)
Phew! 
Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.