[loud TV announcer] SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!
Come watch as the same people piss and moan over every Mod action that they could have done better. Watch the knashing of teeth, tearing of hair and flinging of insipid cliches as the same people perpetually find fault with the Mods’ decisions. A Mod dressed down a dimwit, or used a naughty word-- the Horrors! Watch the SDMB be rescued right before your eyes by the very paragons of virtue themselves!
Enjoy the nitro-charged fun as our all-knowing moral betters correct the Mods to the one true path. Share in the wisdom of the ages from these true titans of the earth. Watch as the same pathetic grudges get played out over and over and over. Marvel at the pathetic attempts at snarkiness. Enjoy the complete lack of life exhibited. Watch the victimology express roll over TEN SCHOOLBUSES SET ON FIRE!
WHILE YOU WILL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT-- YOU WILL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!! [/loud TV announcer]
Feel the burn, baby:
And that is just scratching the surface. (1)
Also, as noted in one of these threads:
footnote 1. While the Mods certainly are not perfect, some people here seem to have permanent hard-ons or superiority complexes. For the inevitable foaming at the mouth posters who will come looking to insult me- please at least be original about it. You will be graded for originality, venom and wit.