I worry that he will be assimilated and become Locutus of Trump.
I really hope not. He won’t look good with a spray tan and a sheaf of old woven hair on top of his head.
Ugh.
I can just see it now:
A “celebrity” was elected president. No one has the right to bitch about celebrities expressing their political opinion anymore.
Well. Welcome to the colonies, Sir Patrick. Wait, does he have to give up the knighthood?
No, one can have dual citizenship.
You need a full-body shot so you can see where they replaced his normal hands with teeny-tiny ones.