Jeffery Epstein has been arrested for sex trafficking a minor

Jeffrey Epstein Death: 2 Guards Slept Through Checks and Falsified Records

The guards fell asleep. That reminds me of something…
Anyhoo, I am starting to think of a conspiracy theory. Epstein is not dead. That was not his body they found in the cell, but the body of someone with a similar look. The guards ‘slept’ as Epstein was whisked away and a body brought in. There will be a cursory autopsy. No DNA test. The ‘time of death’ will be smudged on the report. Epstein is being transported to island, the one just ‘searched’ and abandoned by the FBI.

I’m assuming one of the guards or EMT’s is a poster.

Either that, or “Joseph Eberhousen” becomes the newest resident of Cody, WY.

I hope somebody warns the junior high schools in Cody.

I actually saw a meme that the body was Hillary’s brother’s and not Epstein’s.

Or they could just settle “Joseph” in Gadsden, Alabama, home of Roy Moore, where the junior high schools are already on alert.

We’re literally destroying our planet all so that a few hundred people can have enough wealth and influence to fuck all the children they want without consequence.

The guards must be lazy…

I guess this is technically a conspiracy theory, as it only involved two overworked guards.

“The day Epstein won the Powerball lottery in NM, there was a “computer malfunction” that prevented the usual televised broadcast of the drawing the winning numbers. Democrat NM Governor Bill Richardson was an Epstein pedo client.”

https://twitter.com/Trader_Moe/status/1161410151305236482

Curious.

What proof is there that he ever won the Powerball lottery?

Not really, except perhaps to birdbrained conspiracy theorists who can’t be bothered to use Google. Jeffrey Epstein did not win a 2008 Powerball lottery.

I see the birdbrained conspiracy theorist you quoted has also managed to mix up Oklahoma, where the “Zorro Trust” Powerball winning ticket was actually purchased, with New Mexico, where Epstein’s organization also called “Zorro Trust” was active with political donations.

Jesus, even by the standards of nutjob right wing bullshit, this is weak.

How hard do you have to hang yourself for this?

https://t.co/81Pj7KuT0g

““Among the bones broken in his neck was the hyoid bone, which in men is near the Adam’s apple. Such breaks can occur in those who hang themselves, according to forensics experts and studies on the subject. But they’re more common in victims of homicide by strangulation.””

Further…

“In a study of suicidal hangings of young-adults and middle-aged people in India, conducted from 2010 to 2013, hyoid damage was found in just 16 of 264 cases, or six percent.”

Guy is a member of the 1%. He hung himself in a manner in which only 6% of those hung have the same injuries. .05% of all federal prisoners suicide.

Multiply that out and Jeffry is a very lucky man indeed - Im tired and it’s late, but I think he beat .0000003% odds. How about that! :wink:

Epstein’s body has been claimed by an “unidentified associate.” As gthe next of kin, shouldn’t it have been his brother who claimed his body?

“Yo! I’m here for the stiff! … what’s that? Yeah, yeah… his bruddah. That’s who I am, his bruddah… ‘Carmine Epstein’, gotta problem wit tat?.. ‘ID’? Don’t be a fookin’ wise guy, eh? Now go get my bruddah!”

Interesting. I JUST finished reading a bestselling suspense novel about a string of serial murders disguised as suicides where this was the major plot point. As I read it, I thought “What if they found a broken hyoid bone in Epstein’s neck?”. Well, I guess we’re going to find out.

I honestly cannot remember if I’ve ever seen a picture of the bloke. Was he portly? I can see that if he was a bit larger than your average guy, then the weight could do that.

Has it been determined that he hanged himself? Elsewhere in the thread a technique has been mentioned that involved placing a loop of material that’s been fastened to a stationary object — a sink, for instance — around one’s neck and twisting until it tightens enough to cut off the air supply. Essentially, auto-garotting. If this were the case, it would seem that damage to the hyoid bone may be present.

Just speculation, of course. But it seems to me that hyoid bone damage and suicide are not necessarily mutually exclusive