Jeopardy porn

On today’s Jeopardy, one of the columns was “Chicks with Bics.”

It was about female authors.

Someone over there was having fun, no?

[Kent Brockman]

Now, we’re all taking golden showers!

What? What?

[/Kent Brockman]

Yeah, I saw that. At the same time I did not understand the title of that catagorey. I guess I got whooshed because it didn’t make sense to me.

Slee

Damned, I think I just got it, “Bics” as in pens?

Yeah, pens (ink pens), as opposed to penis.

<Connery>

Something your mother was never opposed to, Trebek.

</Connery>

Ah, it probably means one of the writers was watching Clerks while penning the answers. (Having once met a Jeopardy! writer, I’m hardly surprised at this attempt at humor.)

And on DrFidelius’ note:

<Keanu>
I know Kung Fu…
</Keanu>

~Ferry

Speaking of Keanu…

“Is it iced tea?”
“No!”
“Then I have no idea!”

Gussy it up however you like, Trebeck, the question is, does it work? I’ve spent a pretty penny, let me tell you…

I was barely listening to the show, it was on in the background. When I heard that I thought it was really the… um… well thing it was a take off from.

I didn’t think much of it at first, then I thought to myself, “wait a second…”
Then burst out laughing when I finally saw what the true catagory was.

I still don’t get it. Is Bic a new slang term for penis? I hadn’t thought anything about it until I saw this thread, and I had the meaning figured out before it was explained.

It’s a takeoff on the phrase “Chicks with Dicks” which refers to hermaphrodites whos videos are in their own special section in the world of porn.

Ah. Never heard the term before. Consider me whooshed.

Many years ago there was an ad campaign for Bic lighters which used the slogan “Flick my Bic”, which some saw as suggestive.

Can we pretend I know how to use them there little brackety things?

~Ferry

And I thought this was about trannyvision

must…resist…urge…to…comment…on… “Jeopardy Porn”

I commend you on your restraint, Ludovic. Especially for not commenting on Double Jeopardy Porn.:stuck_out_tongue:

Trebek: And you wrote…nothing. The question was ‘Write anything’ and you wrote nothing. And you wagered…eleventy billion dollars. That’s not even a number.

Keanu: Yet.

S.C. - I’ll take the rapists for $100, Alex

A.T. - That’s therapists. One word. Therapists.

SNL Jeopardy rocked, didn’t it?