Jeremy Irons

Brian Can’t.

James Woods.

George Burns!

Brooke Shields.

Gascoigne Pees

Tom Cruise

Russell Crowe

Nicole Kid-man

Peter Pears
Martin Peters

Sorry for the hijack. According to the rules inspired by the thread title, it should be someone {Jeremy} does something {Irons}. Wesley Snipes is an excellent example, while James Woods doesn’t work: “to wood” isn’t a verb. Ideally they should be someone with a Cafe Society connection, so Jesse Helms and Joseph Banks are out.

Roger Waters
John Waters
Robbie Burns
Van Dyke Parks

Mel Brooks

Nicholas Sparks

Rosa Parks
Bill Gates
Santa Claus
Socks (Clinton’s cat)
Jennifer Flowers
Barney Franks
Red Buttons
Suzanne Summers
Zasu Pitts
Sean “P. Diddy” Combs
Soupy Sales
Timothy Bottoms
Ethel Waters
Garth Brooks
Don Knotts

But Immanuel Kant

Jim Carrey
Jennifer Garner
Alicia Keys

Good, but it still has to form a grammatical sentence:

Shabba Ranks

Kate Holmes
Ginger Rogers (giggle)

Ginger Rogers. <Doffs hat>

Mmm. Lemme try this again, then.

Clark Kent
Taye Diggs

Norman Fell

Victoria Falls

Didi Conn –

Immanuel Kant.

Lorena Bobbit.

and Walt Disney [/dodgy scottish accent]