Brian Can’t.
James Woods.
George Burns!
Brooke Shields.
Gascoigne Pees
Tom Cruise
Russell Crowe
Nicole Kid-man
Peter Pears
Martin Peters
Sorry for the hijack. According to the rules inspired by the thread title, it should be someone {Jeremy} does something {Irons}. Wesley Snipes is an excellent example, while James Woods doesn’t work: “to wood” isn’t a verb. Ideally they should be someone with a Cafe Society connection, so Jesse Helms and Joseph Banks are out.
Roger Waters
John Waters
Robbie Burns
Van Dyke Parks
Mel Brooks
Nicholas Sparks
Rosa Parks
Bill Gates
Santa Claus
Socks (Clinton’s cat)
Jennifer Flowers
Barney Franks
Red Buttons
Suzanne Summers
Zasu Pitts
Sean “P. Diddy” Combs
Soupy Sales
Timothy Bottoms
Ethel Waters
Garth Brooks
Don Knotts
But Immanuel Kant
Jim Carrey
Jennifer Garner
Alicia Keys
Good, but it still has to form a grammatical sentence:
Shabba Ranks
Kate Holmes
Ginger Rogers (giggle)
Ginger Rogers. <Doffs hat>
Mmm. Lemme try this again, then.
Clark Kent
Taye Diggs
Norman Fell
Victoria Falls
Didi Conn –
Immanuel Kant.
Lorena Bobbit.
and Walt Disney [/dodgy scottish accent]