Jesse Helms is dead! Let's dance on his grave.

“Conservatives” strikes me as a poor word choice there. “Reactionaries” would fit pretty well.

There is not 100% intersection between the sets, but they’re pretty heavily overlapped.

ETA: And “appeal to” strikes me as a more appropriate word choice there than “attract.”

In the link to the Freepers, someone posted

Gag me!

I had the hard luck to live in Durham from 1966-71 and heard Jesse’s “editorial comments” right after the news each night over at WRAL. He managed to stop short of saying “nigger” every night. That’s about the kindest thing I can think of to say.

Playwright Mac Wellman called Helms one of the “Four Hairbrained Horsemen of our Contemporary Cornball Apocalypse” for his attempts to fuck with the National Endowment for the Arts. In a world of true justice, that quote would be carved on Jesse’s tombstone.

Good riddance.

Especially if you throw a Gay Bomb into there.

You guys go ahead and dance if you like, just don’t step over here where I’ve…paid my respects.

Wow, that’s two clowns in two days.

i wonder if he ever realized they were straight Negroes.

Couldn’t hold back the paeans, eh?

Yes, timing is critical. If Helms had died a few minutes earlier, the celebration could have started that much sooner.

Who was the other?

Larry Harmon, longtime Bozo the Clown, dead at 83

I think we’re all bozos on this bus!

In undertaking any course of action regariding a celebrity, it is wise to apply the Rush Limbaugh test.

To wit: can you imagine Limbaugh, in apposite circumstances, behaving in the fashion you are envisioning? If so, you may wish to reconsider the course of action.

I can imagine Rush Limbaugh having a celebration when Ted Kennedy dies. You may draw your own conclusions.

OK, next!..That’s right, sir, five seconds to dance, sir…no, sir, we don’t care, dance a jig, the boogaloo, funky chicken, we don’t…yes, sir, you can dance on the grave for another five seconds, but you’ll have to go to the end of the line…yes, sir, I know, four hours, but those are the rules, sir…

Point taken, but a man can cease to be simply a man and became a symbol. If that is thrust upon him unwillingly, one can be sympathetic, and a bit of “tut-tut!” is appropriate.

But Jesse chose his legacy and reaffirmed his symbolism with every breath.

I think the erstwhile senator was fairly odious. I just would like to be a better than he or Rush or Ann Coulter. :wink:

I had hoped that Helms himself would die of the disease . . . like so many of my friends who might be alive today, if it weren’t for that bastard. He was the dog shit on the sole of America.

Piss be upon him.

No man is an island etc etc

It’s slightly odd that on the abcnews.com homepage, the top two headlines in the news are:

**Jesse Helms, Staunch Conservative Senator, Dead at 86

Ingrid Betancourt: ‘I Cry With Joy’**
The stories are actually unconnected, but still…