In a recent thread on Scientology, I discovered something horrifying:
Here it is:
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I’m warning you
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Okay you asked for it.
Battlefield Earth 2.
Yes, they are making a sequel. A GODDAMN SEQUEL. Christ riding the goatse guy, this is awful. I can perfectly understand now why a third of the world hates us.
Though there is hope? I have yet to confirm this is true. Anyone got any links to hopefully prove or disprove the existence of a sequel to the world’s worst $cientology scam sci-fi B (well, not a B, more like an T) movie?
I’m not about to subject myself to the Scientology threads any more than necessary.
Got a link? 'Cos IMDB doesn’t show a thing about a sequel.
It does, however, mention a television series starring Dan Haggerty (yup, ol’ Grizzly Adams himself).
To be honest, that’s much more frightening to me than a feature film.
Their page hasn’t been updated since 7/31/01 (and they’re relatively quick about updates) and the general consensus is “The first one sucked so bad that this one’s been shelved for the past year.”
With no change since last summer, I’d guess that it’s still shelved because of the sheer crapitude of the first.
thanks, lno. I can’t imagine anyone being stupid enough to try to make a sequel to that pile of smegma, but I’ve been known to severely underestimate the idiocy of both movie producers and the public.
“Crapitude,” very nice. It’s on my list now, thanks. Right next to “craptacular” and “craptastic.”
This part of the title: "Barbra Striesand Cocksucking Christ"
fills my head with so many disturbingly funny blasphemous images I’m not sure to laugh at it or start to cry cuz I’ll be going to hell just for the thought having flashed in my mind.
I can just imagine myself at the gates of Heaven, about to be let in cuz of some loophole or something, when the Big JC Himself, accompanied by his posse of 12, steps forward and points at me and says, “That one’s not getting in here. Just for the thought that I’d let Streisand near my Pole of Righteousness, you’re going to Hell!”
Come on, people! Can’t you appreciate Battlefield Earth for the comedic value? My take on BE is that it’s the most unintentionally funny movie ever made. One of the things that makes it so great is my sneaking suspicion that Travolta is not playing his part straight (and by straight I mean “seriously”, not “heterosexually”). I mean he’s not a dumb guy. He probably knew that nobody could possibly take any of the characters in that steaming pile of shit seriously, let alone his own ridiculous character. I think he thought “What the hell, I’m gonna have a little fun with this,” and played it so over-the-top that it was hysterically comical to watch. Battlefield Earth is an American classic for that reason alone.
I’ve always wondered if her rather prominent nose hindered her abilty to give oral pleasures. I have a sneaking suspicion, old Mr. Brolin is either very well endowed or has to forgo receipt of the occasional marital knobby.
I’m with you cuautemhoc, it was a great unintentional comedy. And since sequels are usually worse than the original, I have high hopes that BE2 will reach lower depths. My only fear is that the suck factor will be so high that it collapses into a suck-singularity before it’s ever released.
I don’t agree with you about Travolta’s attitude toward the film. He was the producer and pushed for 20 years to get this film made. The book was written by L. Ron Hubbard, who invented the scientology cult that Travolta belongs to.
Your use of the word ‘always’ bothers me. That Barbra Streisand giving blow jobs would be something people spend any time at all thinking about is disturbing enough. But always? Thinking about it in the car? The supermarket? Church? Operating heavy machinery?
