Jesus H. Crimeny!

You don’t say.

Yeah, go figure that the SDMB would mess up and lose my actual post to the thread.

Incidentally it was the god awful speed (or lack thereof) of the boards that was the topic of my little rant.

Let’s just add the actual scenario here to the list reasons why I’m beginning to absolutely hate this place.

So why are you still here if you hate it so much? Just enjoy having something to complain about?

See, I knew someone would say that. And in my original post (which the SDMB conveniently sucked into limbo-land) I addressed it. Put simply, that may just be the solution.

I used to enjoy participating in threads here alot. And if we hadn’t lost everything from Dec. 7 through the crash date, you could see that.

My point in my “lost post” was that the slow load times are causing me to lose interest. It’s becoming too time consuming to wait for the pages to load… My post getting lost was sort of like adding insult to injury.
I’ll just sit back now and wait for the onslaught of posters to come in with the rest of the usual arguments…

Well my, my, my, aren’t we Little Miss Attitude…

what?

And leave it to lieu to come in and say something that leaves me in stitches. I gotta say, I was a bit confuzzled by this OP (or lack thereof!) for a few minutes.

But anyone who says Jesus H. Criminy is okay in my book. :smiley:

::hugs Little Miss:: I’m not going to jump on you. I know just what you mean. It’s like – you LOVE this place, but you HATE the method you have to use to get here. Another of my favourite sites has been having all kinds of technical problems lately, and while a lot of people have up and left there’s a bunch of us gritting our teeth and holding on 'cause we love the place so much. It’s okay to be frustrated, I think, and it’s okay to complain, so don’t worry about it. :slight_smile:

Oh puhleeze - I am just so darned tired of you people that insist Jesus’ middle initial is “H”. Like a good Jewish boy would be named Horatio or Henry.
It’s Jesus I. Christ.
Don’t make me tell y’all again.

I don’t know about that. From what I’ve been told, the Christs (Mary and Joseph Christ. Have you met them? Wonderful people) were pretty modern. They were so sick of everyone using the names Isaiah and Issac, they opted to go a little more Western. Hence Jesus Harold Christ.

Of course had the Messiah been a girl I undetstand they were considering Heather.

(I’ll just go pack my handbasket for my upcoming trip).

Now now, Little Miss was clearly invoking not Our Lord and Savior, but his little-known British cousin, Jesus Hortensia Crimeny, who dropped the “Hortensia” in favour of “H” for obvious reasons and thus became a favourite of mild-mannered cussers everywhere.

On preview, I see that Why a Duck has been far more clever than me in addressing this issue. Oh well, I’ll post anyway. I think I’m funny.

No worries Saf- um, er RaCha’ar. Your post was funny too, and at least you got your spelling and coding right.

Both you guys are wrong. Every biology major knows the “h” stands for Haploid!

Of course, seeing that Jesus only had one set of chromosomes from his mom (hence the “haploid” reference), one wonders why He had a winkie.

“They were so sick of everyone using the names Isaiah and Issac, they opted to go a little more Western. Hence Jesus Harold Christ.”

—Which accounts for the phrase, “Our Father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.”

They were saying “art”?

ROFL, thanks for making me laugh gang.

Thanks for the hug RaCha’ar. You have no idea how much I needed that today, lol.

I was sooo confused when I opened my post and there was nothing there… :confused: :mad:

Aww, yer welcome Li’l Miss (can I call you that?) I know how it goes. And thanks, Why a Duck! You’re still far more clever, but at least now I feel validated. ;D

Sure, there’s far worse thing a person could call me. Just don’t call me late for dinner. :smiley:

That’s why the I stands for Irving.

The Master reigns in the Pit, as he does in GQ:

Why do folks say “Jesus H. Christ”?. :smiley:

If I may quote my colleague Tubadiva, from the announcement on top of every friggin’ forum:

Hope that helps, Little Miss Attitude.