Beck, trust in our modern philosophers when people are trying to put you down:
In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
“I am leaving, I am leaving”
But the fighter still remains.
You’re a fighter, Beck. Remain.
You’re always welcome to recoup or recuperate at Chez Nellie. We have an imaginary saloon in the MMP called Whoa Nellie’s. You could be the official hostess: you’d sit near the door, greet your many admirers, and dispense dog biscuits to Bayliss, Betsy, and any other critters who happen in. Plenty of beams for the Meezers.
Good point, Nellie. Don’t forget, Beck, we also have the “Non-Sleeper Cell,” in MPSIMS, which comes in handy, for us insomniacs. Any time of day or night, we’re here for you.
Hey, that’s my line! It mighta been me. Oh, wait, this isn’t in Ohio… (Old guy ellipses).
Play your cards right and you could go home with a walnetto!
Play your cards right and you might get one of his kidneys.
Y’all giving me ideas. Hmmmm?
I don’t know what a Carolina Cur is, but my dear, departed Wife had me talked into a Treeing Walker Coon Hound for $450, except I got there too late and some other sucker beat me to it. She didn’t let that happen when she found a Lab-Corgi cross that looked like a black Pariah Dog for a measly $375. (oy!) A fine dog who helped as a seizure dog for our daughter.
That’s the deal. I googled Carolina cur. It’s allover the place as to what one is.
This puppy favors none of the images I’ve seen.
It’s Mr.Ws dog so I suppose it can be anything he wants it be.
He is cute tho’. Named Dillon.
So was our Seizure Dog! Damn good dog.
Was this on Saturday night? He obviously had nobody. He probably had money 'cause he just got paid. Now, he just wishes he had some chick to talk to.
He’s in an awful way.
Let’s guess who is gonna end up taking care of it.
Funny
The youngsters won’t get it.
Dogs I can understand, but hitting on women in the baby section is a whole other level of creepitude. Reminds me of a line from Brooklyn Nine-Nine where Scully mentions that Hitchcock once hit on a nursing mother.
That was the first thing that popped into my head too. On the bright side, if he doesn’t find himself a honey to help him spend his money, he’s gonna have to blow this town.
Anyway - hang in there, Beck.
We won’t even mention what another fellow told him…
Tell them you’ll live longer if you’re active. Really, laying around being sedentary is the fastest way to go downhill.