The Shell of Turin is a myth. Carbon dating isn’t even needed in this one, after three days, it stinks. There is no way this is the True Jesus in a Half Shell.
This reminds me…about a week ago I found a Tom’s Salt & Vinegar[sup]tm[/sup] potato chip that looked exactly like Verne from Over the Hedge.
Silly me, I just looked at it and laughed before munchin’ on his head.
EBay never even occurred to me. :smack:
Or does it only sell if it’s religious?
But honestly, can you blame him?