Jesus in a half shell.
I wonder how the Son of God feels about being an aphrodesiac.
That’s Jesus? It looks more like Roger Daltrey.
Turtle Power!!
Jesus was a ninja turtle?
Me, I’m seeing Hellboy.
Looks like Treebeard.
I’m seeing John Wayne Gacy, wearing a turban, after suffering a rather bad stroke.
Oh yeah, like a nice Jewish boy would show his face on tref. What would his mother say? (Then again…that wasn’t a ham sandwich she recently appeared on, was it??)
That’s just not right.
Pfft. That’s a common garden gnome.
They’ve been known to come back and haunt oyster shells by leaving their imprints in them. That’s what they do when they die. Sheesh. 
Well, hell.
I got a whole driveway of Jesus’, then.
And thank you, Vagus!
I couldn’t think of it. 
Hey, Jesus looks exactly like an oyster shell! Who knew?
So his proves my theory that Jesus had barnacles.
Well, he did hang out with a bunch of fishermen, so this makes more sense than the BVM showing up on grilled cheese.
There must be a cheeses of Nazareth joke in here somwhere… :eek:
And I would have to agree with Vagus. It does look like Treebeard
He looks a bit clammy.
I’m seeing a frowning John Kerry.
These stories always make me think of this blog entry:
http://www.churchofcriticalthinking.com/archives/000166an_omenfree_day.html
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my half shell Jesus
Some horseradish and some tobasco sauce!
Is it the Shell of Turin?
It *is * a bit Treebeard-esque. It must have been easy to catch since it was floating on the water instead of sinking.
Our Mollusc, who art in heaven. Hollow be thy shell…
Looks like a dude with a turban, a beard, and a nasty frown. So unless Jesus was a discontented Arab, I don’t quite see it.
Yeah. I love this thread.