http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4172689.stm
I know he’s trying to cash in on the Virgin Mary / Grilled Cheese thing of a few months ago, but this one is a liitle puzzling.
Christ re-incarnated as a shellfish? Is that strictly kosher? And the flesh of Christ has already been consumed. Surely this has religious consequences?
Well, the guy did tell everybody to eat his flesh and drink his blood. I always considered Jesus more of a clam, though, what, with the pearls and all.
Yeah, the world is your oyster, but, like Freud said, sometimes an oyster is just an oyster. Or, something like that. 
Well thank Og it wasn’t a Clam.
Jesus on the half shell? There’s gotta be some good material in this.
::: resists temptation to riff on “Pearl of Great Price” ::::
Well, I didn’t resist very well…
Of course not. Shellfish is non-kosher. ;j
Christ on a cracker?
With a dash of hot sauce, some horse radish and a pitcher of cold beer?
::looking at picture of oyster shell::
Yeesh. Is that what he looked like? Now I’m scared.
I find it hard to believe, simply because Jesus wasn’t a shellfish individual.
Thank you! Try the veal!