(1010 WINS) WATERBURY, Conn. A Waterbury woman believes that someone divine has come knocking on her door. When she came home from church on Monday, Matilda Munoz says she found markings on her door that looked like Jesus. She says she immediately got chills. The door has been drawing dozens of visitors from across the city to the woman’s Wall Street home. But the Catholic Church isn’t weighing in just yet. Pastor Kevin Gray of Sacred Heart says he visited Munoz this morning, but the church has a long process for determining if something is a true apparition.
As my father once told me, “not every man with a beard is Jesus.”
A beard would make it far less of a stretch.
A news article, with pics. (and video)
I’ve always wondered how they know what Jesus looked like. I mean, nobody ever did any actual paintings or drawings of him while he was here, so how does anyone know if it really is Jesus they are seeing in their pile of mashed potatoes and not somone else, or even satan?
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my front door Jesus
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I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my front door Jesus
Hangin’ on the threshold of my house.
Comes in colors by Sherwin Williams
Won’t peel, stain, or rust
‘Cos of Divine Intervention
Hangin’ no the threshold of my house
Everyone knows Jesus looks like Veronica Lake in a beard!
[Ummm, Jesus? You might want to get that heart thing looked at by a doctor . . .]
Those knots of wood are supposed to be Mr. Jesus’s eyes? I thought they were more like Ms. Jackson’s nipples 
Best. Title. Ever.
Could I fall more in love with Eve? Yes, Yes I Can!
Yeah, these folks are actually all having apparitions of Albrect Durer.
I looked at the pics and those knots in the wood do look creepily like eyes.
–Cliffy
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my russet Jesus
Swimmin’ in butter on my dinner plate.
Comes in flavors
Mashed or au gratin
Yes he’s God’s Only Begotten
Swimmin’ in butter on my dinner plate
Hey, I used to have a wooden door with knothole “eyes” on it. We painted over it because (a) the wood was an ugly color and (b) the “eyes” looked creepy. I wonder if I should sand it down and make a lot of money charging people to come see Jesus?
Thanks for playin’ along plnnr. I’m gonna need some company in hell.
Knots of wood that look like eyes aren’t that unusual. Where’s the rest of him?
Looks more like the Phantoms’ “Skull Cave” to me.
Verily, he is the Ghost Who Walks.
::crying with laughter::
We’re the Rodgers and Hammerstein for the 21st Century
Hey, I’ve got a picture of Jesus in the wrinkles on my dong, but it requires an hour of oral attention from curvy brunettes to be visible. Hallelujah!