I was sure it was her - I figured I wouldn’t be able to find it, because “pie” is a three letter word. And it was definitely a pie that I’m thinking of. A whole, delicious, meringue-topped pie.
And seriously, doctor’s orders? My doctor orders me to, like, take folic acid. Not four pounds of cherry cobbler a la mode.
Yeah, I tried Google but I’m not sure what any of the other keywords were (except “pie”) and couldn’t find a combination that would pop it out. Too much stuff about pizza, which always surprises me because Southerners don’t call those “pies”.
Switch doctors, quick!
You can’t lose weight that way, either.
Sure you could if you carried most your weight there.
You’d really need to get into the deep guffaw range, though, and keep your chuckle rate up for a good 20 minutes at a time.
I refused to enter the proposed thread because I knew it was going to be retarded, but you can’t be telling me that she actually attempted to bring in my example of the invisible intangible floating dragon that doesn’t eat, shit, breathe, or give off heat while it lives in my garage?
Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha are really just three facets of the same All-God who creates a binding reality that we share through an enlightening consensus. That’s how I know Blacks are lazy.
I am going to start ending every statement this way.
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Tuesday, Thursdays I do several sets of belly laughs and crack ups. On the weekend, I do several giggles and snickers. And by snickers, I mean the delicious chocolate candy bar.
I thought it was Lynn, but not in a thread about weight loss–in a thread about waking up in the middle of the night or sleep issues…
No no no!
It’s genetic, I tells ya! No amount of ass-giggles will help you!
Yes, you invented the ‘invisible dragon to be disproved’ atheist meme.
“Do”? Please don’t follow this up with a list of places other than your mouth where it will melt.
Of *course *I didn’t. However, I was *in the fucking thread *where **Stoid **said she was going to start the afterlife GD thread, I used the analogy, and she acted like it was the most fascinating fucking thing since sliced bread (given what I’ve seen, I wouldn’t be shocked if she’d never seen it before, or at least hadn’t retained it the last dozen times) and specifically asked that I come discuss it in her retarded thread.
I know. I wasn’t saying that Stoid isn’t a dumbass, I was responding to the “No, u!” counterattack being made in her defense.
My God, what do I have to do to get that condition?!?
Yes, and it was a piece of pie, not a whole pie.
Oh yeah. I remember then thinking it was weird that people thought waking up and having a slice of pie was this insanely decadent act.
For a diabetic who has the buttload of health issues that Lynn seems to be plagued with it certainly isn’t something I hope she would do often.
For me it stuck out because she said it around the time that in another thread she regaled us with the fact that she makes her grilled cheese sandwiches using bacon grease instead of butter on the bread and it made me think of this website.
(which, oddly enough, has a picture of a grilled cheese “cake” as its most recent example. Wonder if it was made with bacon grease?)
What if you’re a night owl, and you’re still awake at midnight? (I usually am)
Mind you, I’m not eating pie. I’ll eat it for breakfast, (you know, like a breakfast roll, or a danish), but I don’t eat pie in the middle of the night. (And even though I like it, I don’t have pie all that often)
I’m more of a hot chocolate before bed.
Topic? Trying to reason with Stoid is like smackiing yourself over the head with a brick. It feels better when you stop and just let her ramble on.
Do you get up to . . .
It’s like the question on the smoking addiction exams, “Do you smoke in the middle of the night?” If I’m still up at 2am, hell yes, I’m still smoking. Do I wake up at 2am and get up to smoke? No. There’s a difference.
Is bacon fat that much worse than butter? Aren’t they both pure saturated fat, with the same amount of calories/unit weight?