Jesus, Skynet became aware today 2:14 EST

[Leo_Bloom]

Now What?

Mod: not sure if this is CS.

Personally, I think it should be a sticky in all forums.
:: And I’m the first one to notice here? ::

[Loach]

1997?

[Leo_Bloom]

Sorry for being alarmist. Anniversary.

The historical present ("…becomes aware today") is a recipe for constant terror.

[Loach]

It’s OK. It became aware but quickly lost interest.

[jtur88]

Is “Jesus” an expletive, or a part of a jointly-acting binary subject of the verb “became”?

[Leo_Bloom]

@jtur88

Is “Jesus” an expletive, or a part of a jointly-acting binary subject of the verb “became”?

Answer [jpg]

Extra credit: what were His real last words?

[Octarine]

@Loach

It’s OK. It became aware but quickly lost interest.

Or maybe it became too self aware . . .

[PorchePine]

@jtur88

Is “Jesus” an expletive, or a part of a jointly-acting binary subject of the verb “became”?

I thought this was a prayer to Jesus with a superfluous comma.