Jewel Eye: Staring down the beryl (July Mini-Rants)

My mini-rant is that this thread has taken a turn away from mini-rants and into people arguing. Here’s hoping August brings a more peaceful group rantologium.

I started a new thread because it’s August now in most of the US and this thread is fucking ruined anyway.

No, I’ve got a better game for you. Guess which way in to your office tomorrow won’t have you shuffling through flood water up to your waist in pee, feces, and rat pellets? The train…? The subway? Uber? Or will you walk it and hope ten taxis don’t splash you before you get there?

Then, the suits and skirts of you and your colleagues will start to dry out. ( Oh how your cubicles and offices will reek. ) And then, after your shift, you’ll get to do it all again… Backwards!

I love it! Even if you left out an “i”. Keep ‘em coming!

You keep slushing through that water, Andy, with your nose all a-quiver.

Nevermind