Or, say, Secular Humanism…
Yer pal,
Satan
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, three weeks, three days, 19 hours, 12 minutes and 12 seconds.
8312 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,039.00.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 20 hours, 40 minutes.
David B used me as a cite!*
It seems there is a kind of clamorous thread going on the topic of circumcision, so I hesitate a little to ask, but … Do adult converts to Judaism have to be circumcised?
Yep. If they are already circumcised, the moyel (sp?) draws a symbolic drop of blood from the penis.
And of course, according to Jack Dean Tyler, the converts become emotionally crippled father-haters who insist upon having sex by placing their penis inside a woman’s vagina :eek:, cause war in the Middle East, and run up the national debt. 
