JFK was shot from the sewer

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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You guys. Sheesh. The REAL conspiracy is that Kennedy wasn’t shot at all! It was all a fake. Kennedy is still alive and helping to control the world government with Elvis and Amelia Earhart down in a secret volcanic bunker in Bolivia (yeah, I know). It was quite a struggle between Kennedy and the Nazi forces lead by Hitler, but in the end good old American know-how showed those Nazi bastards what was what. Hitler is now a cabana boy for a large notorious biker group in the mid-west…

Admittedly, there is some truth to the guy in the sewer…that was the guy with the cloaking technology that allowed Kennedy to escape (that’s right…via the sewer) into the fixed up alien space ship (fixed up at Area 51…the one that originally crashed at Roswell) and them to substitute the cloned replacement for Kennedy, the one with the squib surgically planted to simulate the effects of gun shots, and designed to be obvious but to still provide the CT nutters with endless hours of fun and amusement.

-XT

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How many times have we seen this on “The Hitler Channel”?

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Waitwaitwait: The forensic report of the 9/11 disaster showed that not only did a missle hit the Pentagon, but that there was unexplained sewage residue. Could it be. . .?

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The toys they buy for 3 month olds anymore. <tsk tsk>

What’s really shocking is that he’d be 93 this year.

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So why haven’t they found this alleged sewer drain gunman?

Oh that’s right, he went underground.

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I knew a guy who was shot from a cannon, is this similar?

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They don’t have the child safety laws in Kenya we do here.

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It couldn’t have been a beaver. I spotted a beaver in a bush once and it didn’t have a gun.

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What, you didn’t give it a gun? Wanker!

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No CHUDS, no Mole People.

It was the Subterrainean Lizard Men of LA what dood it.

I have charts that prove it.

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You can be darn sure no one was caught in 1928 giving the order to proceed on a cell phone in California.

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It’s not every day that we get random-ass troll OPs from people with seven year old accounts. Well done.

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Oh, I don’t think it can be called random. This particular missive from JFK fantasy-land isn’t dnooman’s first, nor I suspect his last.

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‘Be it resolved that JFK was done in by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?’ I think this belongs in MPSIMS, not Great Debates.

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You forgot Judge Crater and Jimmy Hoffa.

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Is that Fox?

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Wouldn’t that be cloaca technology?

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Somewhere in here there should be a “rectum? It killed 'im!” joke.

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Although I was in Dallas at the time, I was buying a coke in a 7-11 in the Garland suburb. I didn’t keep the receipt, though. I wonder if it would have any collector’s value now?

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Roger McDowell is the one that fired the magic loogie.