I was only two years old. I wasn’t allowed to go outside without supervision.
So you’re saying the Romulans were in on it. I never trusted them bastards.
This was settled years ago. Here’s the true story
Every time I see this thread title I have an image of a Looney Tunes JFK atop a column of water shooting up out of a manhole.
I think you may be on to something. Consider the bizarre “coincidences” between JFK and Elvis’s death. For example, Elvis died on a toilet. Kennedy died in Dallas.
CONNECT THE DOTS, PEOPLE!
But what about this quatrain from Nostradamus?
the leader with the bad back,
will be laid low, from below
and by that hot blond babe
Tell me if you recognize anyone in that video.
Kennedy’s first name was John and Elvis died on the john. Kennedy died in Dallas and Elvis rhymes with Dallas. Sort of.
A time machine that he stole from H. G. Wells. That’s it! That explains everything!
He was a decoy; his purpose was to lead you further from the trail and into the wilderness where you would have found yourself surrounded by other beavers, all of whom were armed to the teeth.
The truth can now be told. JFK was killed by Colonel Mustard in the Library with a lead pipe. The Zapruder film was a fraud staged by the CIA to cover it up. The same division of the CIA later created the moon landing footage that fooled so many gullible people.
Kennedy was not shot from the sewer; he was gnawed by a giant sewer alligator.
It’s in the missing frame from the Zapruder film.
First, the CHUD thing is offensive - not all Under Dwelling Humanoid Americans are cannabalistic.
Second, the shot was via wormholes. The wormholes were arranged to produce the miraculously odd ballistics.
/me waves!
That show started Bill Nye’s career.
That was a great show!
Maybe it was Billy from ‘Be Like Bill’. Kennedy was just too rude!
It’s pretty well established that that’s exactly where Cigarette Smoking Man was perched when he fired the shot.
Correct, of course.
I’ve always liked to cite that sketch whenever there’s a new Kennedy Conspiracy thread, but this is the first time I’ve found the video online.
Splinter taught them well.
Wasn’t it the Cigarette-Smoking Man? I saw that show!