So you all remember that Charlie Brown television special where he and Linus are looking up at the clouds, and telling what they see? Linus says he sees St. Stephen the martyr being stoned to death and, I think, the Creation of Adam from the Sistene Chapel. Or something like that. He turns to Charlie Brown and asks, “what do you see, Charlie Brown?” And Charlie Brown says, “I was going to say I saw a bunny and a horsie, but I changed my mind.”
This is what I was thinking after reading Mindfield’s post about his computer wrangling. I was going to say, “I was rebooting my work’s email server and it bwoke,” but, I changed my mind.
Why, Ellen, you ask, were you rebooting something as complex and foreign as a SERVER, when in the normal course of events you are a mild-mannered writer of promotional literature and former news/documentary scriptwriter? HUH? Well, in addtion to the aforesaid mild-mannered writer, I am also married to our network administrator, who was home flat on his back with the most gawdawful croupy disgusting POOR BABY cough and fever you can imagine. So I was doing his rebooting duties for him, in the absence of HIS boss, who normally takes care of All Things Email … but HE … HE …
…HE was home flat on HIS back with a broken foot and/or leg. I haven’t quite heard the complete truthful telling of it. Over the weekend he met with a hideous glider accident which (apparently) broke bones in two places, one of which resulted in a quarter-inch gap in said bones. :eek: Yipe is right. And the funny thing is …
… when Husband told me of the freak glider accident Sunday both he and I pictured some sort of model airplane disaster, so THAT’s what I told all over the building yesterday. He’d had a run-in of some sort with a MODEL AIRPLANE the likes of which no one could imagine, he being the sort of man not inclined to frolic in the back yard with toys of a spring afternoon. So I was gettinga lot of mileage out of THAT yesterday, only to find out TODAY that the glider in question is one of those porch swing thingies … like a love seat with springs and stuff that makes it swing kinda like a porch swing, but not attaching to the roof or anything.
So … since I’m married to the only OTHER computer person in the building, and HE’s out with the aforementioned nasty croupy coughing crud, it’s up to me to FURTHER tell it around the building that no, it wasn’t a model airplace it was a swing and lord knows how he managed that, etc., etc.
It made for a fun morning, and if it doesn’t sound like lot of work got done, you’re right … what with the whoopin’ and hollerin’ and no email and stuff.
Poor hub had to come in to work anyway, when it turns out I didn’t break the server after all – it was dying last night and my reboot attempt had nothing to do with it whatsoever. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. The last I saw, one of the computer guys on the web team had this ancient Mac cracked open and guts were being moved from one Ancient Mac to another, and lo and behold, 20 minutes later we had email once more.
And I saw a horsie and a bunny, too. 