If it is, in fact, so easy to shed some light on this through a DNA test-- and it hasn’t been done-- why isn’t it done? Probably because it’s not true at all.
I agree with what’s written above. Jim Morrison was way too stoned to NOT die soon after. And he would need help filling out the name change documents with the acid abuse. I doubt “Bill Loyer” would be his choice as an anonymous. A name something more like Mr. Rainbow Funky would make me believe it a little more.
Yeah, they make your brain squirm like a toad.
Mr. Rainbow Funky would be bad trade craft and it would give him away to the US Secret Police, which he was obviously so terrified of that he moved back to Oregon to hide from them. You don’t need a passport in Oregon, and while I think they take US currency there, as long as you can learn the language you can really blend in away from the long arm of the US. That’s why he decided not to stay in Europe…and that’s why he wouldn’t choose a name like Mr. Rainbow Funky. You see, it all circles back. Circular. Feel the energy. The ball WANTS to be in the hole…it’s natural place is in the hole.
Take it home, Jimmy…
-XT
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William Loyer is an anagram for Wily Mole Lair.
Just sayin’.
Don’t worry about it. They’re practically the same thing right?
Not only that, an anagram of Mr. Funky Rainbow is Barf In Wonky Rum. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as Mr. Mojo Risin’.
Oh good. I actually have a freshly popped bowl of popcorn right here!
Does he keep in touch with Tupac and Elvis?
HA! Good ones, both!
Mr. M. Rizin would make more sense. OTOH, Bill Loyer sounds like Bill LAWYER! That would be a good name for someone who wants to be left alone. Who wants to hang with a bill lawyer? 
Actually, what really happened was that he dared to go down to the end of the town without consulting me. Pure disobedience.
Stephen King, in the expanded edition of The Stand, has his well-grounded, solid-as-a-rock character Stu Redman say he saw Jim Morrison pass through town just a few years before, and was astonished to recognize the long-thought-dead Doors singer as he filled up at the gas station where Stu worked.
Had a look around. It seems this JLizard guy is the only person championing this idea. He has a video on YouTube that is questionable at best in its claims.
Not that it matters to anyone if he’s alive, if he isn’t making music.
Who did Stu see in the original unexpanded, un-updated version?
Maybe he actually saw Val Kilmer?
No factual evidence? Did you read the post? He said:
“A video with Bill Loyer’s voice and film footage was circulated and dozens sold on ebay- customer’s paying $24 for a VHS video- and not a one of them left negative or even neutral feedback.”
Not one of them left negative or even neutral feedback! If that isn’t Q.E.D. I don’t know what is.
If indeed this marginally talented lounge singer were still alive, why would anyone care?
We won’t be fooled again.
What about Jimmy’s birth certificate? How do we know that Jimmy is really Jimmy? These questions and others are answered in my new book: Flying Saucers: Can they cure Herpes?
Oh good, I’m not crazy. I was very disturbed when the whole thing seemed very, very familiar.
So if I have everything straight, Doctor Who signed Jim Morrison’s birth certificate and then used the TARDIS to take him to Texas where he bought gas disguised as Val Kilmer? How does Bill Loyer fit into all of this?