I’ve never successfully Billed my Loyer, but he has Billed me many, many times.
I don’t know of any parent who would tolerate this kind of behavior from their kids.
So what does one do in another dimension? Eat chocolate cake? Play video games with Cthulhu?
Kids, let me tell you, the other dimensions are not playgrounds. Watch Little Girl Lost, Poltergeist, or Homer3
Am I the only one who wants to see hybrid Jim Morrison/wombat plush toy merchandise?
And I have to say, the OP is deeply disappointing in not descending to forensic detail like our lamented poster in the Jimi Hendrix thread did. I can’t really get traction on this particular brand of reality-disconnect.
I just figured it out – that’s not Jim Morrison…but it IS Jimmy Hoffa!
He couldn’t be bothered to show up due to his busy day of… farming? So instead contacts you to keep fighting the good fight for him? Um, sorry, but none of what you are saying makes any logical sense.
Look, contract or no, if JM is alive he could walk into any local broadcasting station and give an interview. They would LOVE to put that story on the air and scoop every one else. This isn’t rocket science.
You left out “Pretentious Would-be Romantic Poet.”
Now why would Jim want to come out of hiding only to face this sort of whithering criticism.
Don’t let them get you down, Jim … er, Bill.
Men are so funny regarding Jim Morrison…he was good-looking, talented, rich, charismatic, enigmatic, educated, cool, came from a good family and a chick-magnet.
meow guys.
Yeah, but he’s dead.
I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree, because I don’t see “competent lyricist” or “decent songwriter” on there. 
He’s dead, yet he lives on in his music, which more than most of us are going to live on, male or female.
His lyrics are better than most, IMO and his bandmates did most of the song-writing. Krieger wrote LMF, for instance.
I don’t think Manzarek gets enough credit for “Light My Fire.” Krieger wrote the words and the tune, but Manzarek came up with that carnival-fanfare organ lick that is the song’s real hook.
Better than most what? High school poetry journals?
Have you listened to any other pop music? I get not worshiping The Doors but I don’t get the WORST BAND EVAR hate. Which of their lyrics are particularly bad?
There’s a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin’ like a toad
'Til the stars fall from the sky
for you and I
+1 for the Dead Milkmen reference. I saw them play in Ottawa way back in the 80’s
Nah, he had a Shelby Cobra named the Blue Lady…which has never been found since his death…
Um, why, exactly? Jim’s fingerprints are on file, and maybe his DNA too, so if he hasn’t chosen to go public why are you trying to force him?
^ Dammit, I hate when I post from the first page only to discover there are 3.