Jimmy Buffet fucking SUCKS!

Well, he does.

Can’t play guitar or sing particularly well, writes the dumbest songs this side of Weird Al. Sucks.


“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill

Another tolerant teeny bopper speaks his mind.

Mighty damn intolerant, if you ask me. There are all kinds of music out there, and if don’t want to listen…

Shit. Who am I kidding? Jimmy Buffet does suck.

“Starkist don’t want tunas with good taste…”

I loathe you. May the lice of a thousand camels infest your pubic hair.

Zette
(Weird Al Fan, and proud of it!)


“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?

Jimmy Buffet does indeed suck, but it’s not like other so-called “cult” bands like Phish ever wrote a decent song either. (If Jerry Garcia hadn’t died, Phish would still be playing in college gymnasiums for beer money … now they get trailed by everyone from the kids with their parents’ credit cards, to the filth-covered bead-vending wasteoids that used to infest the Dead tours.)
At least Buffet got his fans the old-fashioned way: by coming up with a different gimmick, and running it into the ground eight ways from Sunday.
I guess the same could be said for Weird Al … except Weird Al really, really sucks, more than Phish and Buffet put together!


I’m a loner, Dottie … a rebel.

Buffet is fine…kidrock sucks.

Excuse me?

Phish was popular long before JG died.


“Honey we’re recovering Christians.”
–Tori Amos - In the Springtime of his Voodoo

And do we really need two threads about how bad Buffet is? I mean I don’t like him either, but DAMN! Where’s this sudden rash of antiBuffetism coming from?


Windows 95: 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can’t stand for 1 bit of competition.

When a great evil arises, those of us with taste must rise up to vanquish this evil.

{{And do we really need two threads about how bad Buffet is? }}

Oh, I don’t think so. The other thread has seniority, and more posts, so this one gets closed.


Lynn

If it’s helpful, I’ll compare everyone to Hitler so we can get this
over with as soon as possible.