Jimmy Carter: "I Got What America Needs Right Here" Onion Story

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Jimmy Carter lets it all hang out.

Hee. Who knew he had a potty mouth like that? :smiley:

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The problem is, he’s kinda right. :smiley:

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I know for a fact that Jimmy’s got “hotline” phones to people in different parts of the world. You don’t fuck with Jimmy Carter.

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Are you saying The Onion going to get disappeared?
:smiley:

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Nice satirical magazine you have here. Shame if it were to… catch on fire. You see what i’m saying.

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I always knew he’d snap one day.

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Jerry Ford? Big stroke and now dead. Ronnie Reagan? Alzheimer’s and now dead. I’m jes sayin’.