THE TRUTH NEEDS NO JURISDICTION WHEN THERE’S A MAN TO TREE!
-Joe
THE TRUTH NEEDS NO JURISDICTION WHEN THERE’S A MAN TO TREE!
-Joe
Florida
Pretty sure that’s the kind you’re not supposed to stick your dick in.
I wish I could say I came up with it but I heard it long ago and can’t remember the source.
Christine O’Donnell for wet and furry crazy.
Thanks fuck that, I’m glad Joe fucking Arpaio stepped up to the plate; I thought I was going to have to call the fucking Hardy Boys.
Arizona is still, culturally speaking, living in the 19th Century. Think of it as Alabama with saguaros.
Why is everyone jumping to the conclusion that this posse is out to disprove the PResident’s eligibility. I highly suspect they will show him to be the legitimate President, born in Hawaii. Then I Sarah Palin to admit she’s not qualified to run for Crossing Guard.
Too bad it’s uncredited. I wanted to nominate the author of that sentence as Arpaio’s vice retard running mate.
I wish I could say I came up with it but I heard it long ago and can’t remember the source.
I first heard it from Brett Butler, comedian and actress. She was the main character of “Grace Under Fire”, the TV series, but I heard it in a stand-up routine beating up on the South.
Arizona is still, culturally speaking, living in the 19th Century. Think of it as Alabama with saguaros.
Apparently we got tired of Florida and South Carolina taking all the crazy credit.
On a slight tangent, is it just my imagination, or did the movement to allow non-native born Americans to run for President (because at the time Republicans wanted Governator Ahhnold to have a go at it) die off pretty much around the same time the Birther crap started?
On a slight tangent, is it just my imagination, or did the movement to allow non-native born Americans to run for President (because at the time Republicans wanted Governator Ahhnold to have a go at it) die off pretty much around the same time the Birther crap started?
I think it started earlier, when the Governator’s poll numbers started tanking. Even though, as the Repubs. kept repeating, this had nothing to do with Arnold.
You just know that if someone had a time machine and went BACK IN TIME TO WITNESS OBAMA BEING BORN IN HAWAI’I, the birthers and Tea Partiers would immediately start saying that the real Barack Obama died soon after birth and his mom then secretly adopted a Kenyan-born baby who she then passed off as her natural-born son.
Smuggled into the country in a warming pan, of course.
Oh, wait, that was the crazy conspiracy theory from three centuries ago. No-one would believe that nowadays.
Right?
Please?
He wasn’t found floating in a basket of reeds?
An “elite team of five.” So I’m guessing… an explosives expert, a linguist who speaks fluent African, a guy in a ninja suit swinging nunchaku, a pilot (best goddamn flyboy there ever was, who’s gonna retire and settle down after this one last job), and a pyrokinetic who can ignite crosses with his mind.
Which one is the beautiful but brainy female scientist?
This is good news. Finally, a charity for conservative to donate to.
Anyone else imagine a group of five and six year old giggling girls when they read about the Surprise Tea Party?
Which one is the beautiful but brainy female scientist?
Due to budget constraints that part will be played by Arpaio himself in drag.
I just hope the ending of this story somehow involves Navy SEALs.
I don’t know but I’ve been told.
Arizona posse’s mighty cold.
I don’t know it could be snark
Joe Arpaio’s jumped the shark.