Joe Arpaio forms "posse" to investigate Obama birth certificate

How much money would they need to cast Don Rickles instead?

He saves so much money by starving prisoners that he can afford to investigate the president.

It’s all a matter of context.

Putting on a wet crazy bathing suit is bad.

Wet crazy sex is good. . . so very, very good.

Suggested headline: “Arpaio Wants Tea Party On His Posse, Babe.”