I was still wondering why this little paper in California would (still) be the only place with this news, so I looked at some of the reporter’s other big scoops. With stories like “Montana Rancher Shoots, Kills Rare Mexican Chupacabra, DNA Tests Confirm” and “Remains of an Ancient Civilization Discovered on Mars by NASA’s Planet Surveyor” under his belt, it’s no wonder that he was given this big news too.
(Watch it be true now.)