John’s Room
At center stage is John, typing a Modern Physics lab
John: And now we type the value of air’s index of refraction… variable n is equal to…
Inside John’s computer.
Center stage, a Microsoft Demon
Microsoft Demon: Ah, a lowercase n. A fine upstanding letter. But what’s this? Holy Christ! It’s at the start of a line!! Can’t have that! By the bull that bought me, I command thee… CAPITALIZE!
The room
John: What the fuck?! I typed a lowercase n. It has to be lowercase. Backspace n
Computer
Demon: Sonofabitch! CAPITALIZE, MOTHERFUCKER!!
Room
John: Aw, shit! Backspace n Autocorrect N Why the fuck can’t I type a lowercase n if I want to??
Computer
Demon: Bow to me mortal! Fool! Heretic! What blasphemy is this? That a user could control software?? Begone, lest I call down my brethren upon thee!!!
Room
John: You can’t scare me, asshole! I made you up because I was pissed off! There’s no such thing as a Microsoft Demon!
Enter Blue Screen of Death
BSD: Error reading Drive C. Restart and lose all unsaved data.
John: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Enter Bill Gates
Bill: HAHA!! Now you see that the Microsoft[sup]TM[/sup] Demons are real! And use a [sup]TM[/sup], you fool! Or I’ll sue you! HAHA! Bitch! Bitchslaps John
Exit Bill Gates
John: Asshole.
Finis