JohnClay is a sinner!

In Australian dollars:

The actual collectable item:
May 23 - $21.13 x 4 = $84.52
May 24 - $21.77 x 15 = $326.55
May 29 - $19.59 x 2 = $39.18
May 30 - $19.60 x 2 = $39.20
Jun 4 - $25.85 x 2 = $51.70
Jun 7 - $18.13 x 11 = $199.43
= $740.58 for 36
= $20.57 each. (US$15.87)

Full orders:
May 23 - EUR 36.77 = $53.51
May 24 - US $21.20 = $27.49
May 24 - US $427.02 = $553.65
May 30 - US $67.36 = $87.34
Jun 4 - US $78.65 = $101.97
Jun 7 - EUR 153.82 = $223.86

Total:
$1047.82 includes postage, insurance and other items…
= $29.11 each if I ignored the postage and costs for related collectables (US$22.45)

It is a bit worrying that I had to borrow AU$1700 to help my bank balance even though I only spent $1050 on it…

I don’t really care about size - the main thing is how perky they are - my wife’s are sort of ok.

John Clay, previous mod instructions have asked you to stop describing your wife and your sex life, so let’s end this hijack.

Everyone: Don’t encourage this line of conversation.

You’re buying them at auction in the hopes that you can sell them at auction for more than other people are selling them for? Is that it?

How many have you sold?

That’s beyond worrying. That indicates your business model has something seriously wrong with it.

He’s losing money on each sale, but he plans to make it up on volume.

So what happened to the other $650? Remember you said you could make up the shortfall if your investment heads south.
Also, do the Capital Venturers that are the ones taking the financial risk get anything besides their “investment” back if you turn a profit?

I didn’t buy them at auction and at moment I’ve only got one auction on eBay. Three more are “buy it now or best offer”.

None.

Maybe I’ve been repaying another loan to my wife (for her car) a bit too fast. I also buy her food, clothes and petrol while she saves a lot of her money. Well she says the savings are for the both of us.

The thing is with investments as opposed to loans is that often in investments they can lose some money…

I’m the one taking the financial risk. They will get their money back even if I make $0 in sales.

She has $50,000 in saving while you “stole/borrowed” $1000 from her YET you pay all her bills YET you took a loan from your wife for her car?
Is that close to the gist of it? And just curious are you two actually married or is it more “wife”? And are you two in a community property state?

I feel I’m late to the JohnClay party so any dopers that know the answers feel free to answer.

That was the amount I told her about. I later “borrowed” another $200 from that car account. Though now I have paid the latest $75 repayment from her flatmates into that account.

We still split many of the bills like electricity, rent and groceries. (by “food” I meant take-away) BTW recently I paid her a $60 bribe because there were some second-hand chairs that I didn’t want her to get.

I really wanted her to buy a particular car so I said I’d pay $2000 for it (and $2500 came from her flatmates getting her old car). I also paid for half of the many car expenses. I still owe her $524 for that.

I live in Australia… I’m not sure what you mean.

The bellhop has it.

Which definition do you mean?

kayaker:
e.g.
1.) A worker at a hotel who takes your bags up to your room for you.

2.) A hotel worker who presses the buttons on an elevator so you can get to your room.

Goddammit.

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn’t know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

John Clay, tell this riddle to your wife. Get her all puzzled about that dollar. Then explain that the money you took from her is just like the money in the riddle, and everything is hunky dory, she just thinks you owe her some dollars. But it comes out in the math.

I think my wife would want to be able to understand the math rather than just trust me about it.

BTW I’ve got a reputation for being really good at math (well up to first or second year university level)

I think I’ve got it figured out… they paid $27 in total ($9 each) but their bill was $25. The bellhop has $2 of theirs that is owed for the bill.

I mean the belltop has $2 of theirs that isn’t for the bill.

I still like the idea of using math to pull one over on her. Kinda like blinding her with science.:smiley:

There’s always the shell game: honey, let’s play “guess which cup your bank balance is under”.

With your wife’s money.