Ok, I saw the legendary Johnny Mnemonic. And I thought it was awesomely hilarious. It wasn’t just the incredible 80’s-ness about, or the fact that Ice-T seems to have been made by God at age 41 and never aged from there, or that it featured Dolph Lundgren. No, it’s the sheer abstract humor of the proceedings. And Keanu Reeves really, really helkps with the hammiest acting this side of Miss Piggy.
“Do you want him brought to Jesus, or to you?”
“Spider’s dead. No, not there, earlier.”
And Keanu escaping with a hat and slight wig, the man with the laser whip thumb, Jurgen Procnow…