Please welcome sylphishone, my very new wife. Be kind, she scares easily. She isn’t use to people like y’all like I am.
Greetings and welcome to the SDMB from way down here in the Southern Hemisphere, sylphishone. Great to have you aboard, congratulations – and what a lovely name! 
Welcome, I’ve only been here two weeks and these people are okay. LOL
So, where is she? Huh? Huh?
Oh, and 311 posts in 2 weeks? Yikes!
Welcome, sylphishone! Make yourself at home. In no time you’ll be scaring newbies, yourself.
Hi sylphishone!
Meet my wife cadolphin.
She’s been here less than a year and almost has caught up to me post-count wise.
No, go on, you’ll be good friends.
Really.
This is a great place to hang out and make new friends.
Come on in, the wanter’s fine! Welcome!
Howdy,sylphishone. ::tips his fedora:: I’m sure you’ll fit right in.
Howdy and welcome to the boards. I think you’ll find this place a lot of fun and it won’t take too long before you’re slacking off and checking the boards on a regular basis. You’ll probably also get a few strange looks from your co-workers when you start laughing at some of the things that are said here.
Welcome
My hubby introduced me to this place too! I passed his post count my first week eek
Enjoy your stay.
Welcome!
sylphishone…
Does he know about us?
Welcome, sylphishone!
And knowing that she’s skittish, we’ll approach her nice and quiet before we tranquilize her and tag her ear for tracking. 
Hi darling!
[sub]NoClueBoy, she married a Doper. An extremely HONEST Doper. Of COURSE she knows about us!!![/sub]
On the other hand, I am not sure about US, and I have been here for over three years. Maybe you should enlighten me? Um…Maybe SOMEONE should?)
What he said.
But since you’re married to a Lord, shouldn’t it be Lady sylphishone?
It’s about time. We were getting damned tired of the ugly one.
No, silly.
I was asking sylphishone if her hubby knew about us, as in me 'n her. You know, like a secret romance?
Ooops! :smack:
No Clue Boy, you need to let me go now. I was wonderful while it lasted but Jim made me an honest woman and he lets me wear shoes! (sometimes anyway)
I’m confused…why would you WANT to wear shoes?
Everyone thanks for being so warm and welcoming. I feel part of the family already.
Cause the rocks get REAL HOT in Phoenix!!!