Join the SDMB Citizens on Patrol....or What to do when suffering from Mod envy!

What the fuck is going on here? Are you kids playing Mod and Troll again?

Enough of that. You’re all off to bed without dessert. And you’re not watching Dukes of Hazard tonight!

That’s poster**’**s. Possessive, not plural.

Gaudere’s law, you know.

Psst! Hey guys, Coldie’s asleep-I found out where he hid the Peanut Butter Cups!

Shhh…be very quiet…

Well, fuck this.

I’m off to GQ to start SuaSponte? why’d you close that not-even-my thread, you buttsavage?

And what’s Gaudere’s Law?

Look, you come in here pretending to be one of the “good guys” then show your true self. We appreciate the help, but next time, take it to email.

That if you make a second post to point out that you had a typo in the first post, you will have a typo in the second post.


Note: I don’t have to worry about this because, you see, as a moderator I can go back and edit posts. Even if they’re not mine. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - Jill
(You don’t make typos? I can also add them to your post. I wouldn’t but I could if I wanted.)

[Edited by JillGat on 06-05-2001 at 12:00 AM]

Or to be more succinct, that if you point out another’s grammar error, your post will also include a grammar error. It’s kind of like, “what comes around, goes around.” Gaudere’s Law is more likely to strike those who pick on others rather than those who pick on themselves.

Then again, can we all learn to spell “grammar” without using the letter E?

Um, I believe that’s the Dukes of Hazzard.

Or is this one of those damn Dutch shows?

(Frantically trying to remember if the “i” comes before the “e” in “believe”…ah hell, I’ll wing it…)

This would be a great idea!
Look how communism turned out!

We already have Cecil’s Secret Police and they are the mods!!
We should turn the whole damn board into a totalitarian state!
Raise statues and banners of Cecil!
Replaces all pictures of Jesus with Cecil!
Have our word “God” replaced with the word “Cecil”.
:rolleyes:

Wouldn’t we need to know what Cecil looks like to do that? It’s not like we could take a picture of Ed Zotti and PRETEND it’s Cecil.

Am I missing something?

I was complimenting Anachronism on this

I thought it was perfect.
So, I’m guessing I’m missing the joke in your post?
'Cause lord knows I’m slow at times…
:wink:

you got me

::banging head on desk::
verrrrrry goood!

Gaudere’s Law


Just my 2sense

<snicker, snicker, snicker>

I see that my clever plan was a success. I cleverly snuck a small typographical error into my first post, and the whole thread dissolved into a giant self-replicating mass of Gaudere’s Law posts. When I unleash this on the greater world, beware!

<evil grin>

[sub]Think they’ll believe that?[/sub]

this whole thing was really my idea to get somebody to use

<evil grin>

As a mod uh, CoP, I am planting the seed to mems and mods alike that we need such a smiley- the evil grin smiley.

Your thrice-mentioned blatant self-promotion of and misspelliing of the name Snickers[sup]tm[/sup], glaring false statements and popery in general force me to ban you I’m afraid.
Go lay down now.

I’ll not take this lying down!

Show me where in the user agreement you can ban someone for an evil plot to take over the boards and the world.

It’s not fair, banning me and not all the other would-be-dictators. You’re just discriminatory agaist evil.

Besides, if you make a “citizens ban” against me, I’ll make 736 pseduo-sock-puppets to decry your unfair tactics.

You’ll never get rid of me! <cackle.

Yeah, exactly what the incisively brilliant Not Quite Billdo said.

The Citizens on Patrol are wanna-be mods and unfair poopyheads.

Yes I will!

laugh>

I’m so sorry.

I had no idea that Mod envy was such a problem.

Would it help if I wore a “Billdo” mask and looser pants?

Well I don’t know.

Are you having some problems that you’re blaming on tight pants?

FUCK!! Im having fun!!!

:wink: