Did you know that Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?
One “blue” to the left and one “blue” to the right.
How many astronauts can you fit into a Volkswagon?
Eleven…Two in the front, two in the back, and seven in the ashtray.
What has seven arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What’s the similarity between Christa McAuliffe and Donna Rice?
They both went down on the challenger.
Q: What’s the difference between Christopher Reeve and O.J. Simpson?
A: O.J.‘s gonna walk.
Q: How do you fit the Jackson Five in a volkswagen rabbit?
A: Put Jackie & Tito in the back seat, Jermaine in the drivers’ seat, Marlon in the passengers’ seat and Michael Jackson in the ashtray.
Q: How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one to screw it in, and thousands to follow that dim bulb around the country after it burns out.
What do you call a blonde who screws the entire Raiders football team?
Jay Schroeder
Why was Vicki Morgan’s murder illegal?
There was too much pine tar on the bat.
As seen in a comic strip (don’t remember which one):
Little kid asking his dad “What’s a four door Carter?”
(1976 elections)
This just in from the Rolling Stones Tour:
Keith Richards is still alive.
That’s a nice one. Nearly forgotten (and never that famous in the first place) combined with slightly remembered.
The Mama Cass/Karen Carpenter joke actually makes more sense now than it did originally, since the eight and a half years separating their deaths isn’t so obvious anymore.
Johnny Carson, early 80’s:
*“What do Michael Jackson and the Los Angeles Dodgers Outfielders have in common?”
“They all wear one glove for no apparent reason.”*
(I suppose the Dodgers stank that year)
… challengers in Florida.
And, they both washed up on the shore.
Who’s the patron saint of Ethopians. Karen Carpenter.
Come now, there must be jokes like mine, that don’t depend on celebrity-dom?
News or celebs are easy fodder for this thread’s idea, tho.
Lessee …
What did the escaping Ephraimite say to the Gileadite sentry?
“Sibboleth! I mean, Shibboleth. Aw, sit.”
I slay me …