JPII in a chicken breast. Is there no end?

[Chefguy]

Some dumb cluck bought this on ebay for $232.50. There is apparently no end to the ‘christ on a cracker’ crowd’s gullibility.

[Otto]

Well what else would you top off a christ on a cracker if not a pope on a chicken breast?

Undoubtedly the first breast JP’s ever been on.

[Airman_Doors_USAF]

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Check this out:

During the auction, I received tons and tons of feedback. Most of it was good and some was bad. Here is your chance to tell it right to me. If you were offended, here’s your chance to tell me why and yell at me too. Heck, I’ll even cover the cost of the call to anywhere in the U.S.

Want to cuss me out for my auction? Want to praise the auction? Want to talk about how Nomar’s injury is going to effect the Cubs this year? Want to just vent? Whatever you want to talk about is just fine with me. You get 10 minutes (maybe more if I like you) to say whatever you can think of to me.

Gotta love it. America… what a country.

[tdn]

@Otto

Well what else would you top off a christ on a cracker if not a pope on a chicken breast?

Noah’s Ark in a cheese slice and Christ’s blood in a BBQ sauce? Mmm, sacrelicious…

[UncleBeer]

Try the all new eucharist: Nabisco[sup]©[/sup] - Chicken in a Biskit[sup]®[/sup].

[TellMeI_mNotCrazy]

It wasn’t a dumb cluck that bought it; it was Golden Palace Casino, the same people that bought the Pope Hat Dorito, Dead Grandpa’s Cane, the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich, and, I’m sure, others. (I think there was a Cheetoh thing, too.) Why they keep buying this stuff is just beyond me, but hey.

[Airman_Doors_USAF]

@TellMeI'mNotCrazy

It wasn’t a dumb cluck that bought it; it was Golden Palace Casino, the same people that bought the Pope Hat Dorito, Dead Grandpa’s Cane, the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich, and, I’m sure, others. (I think there was a Cheetoh thing, too.) Why they keep buying this stuff is just beyond me, but hey.

Cheap advertising. You just gave them a plug. I’m sure they appreciate it.

[Mighty_Girl]

Obviously I’ve chosen the wrong profession. I should be selling crap on eBay. :mad:

[Fear_Itself]

@TellMeI'mNotCrazy

Why they keep buying this stuff is just beyond me, but hey.

They get gobs of otherwise expensive advertising everytime one of these goofy auctions gets picked up by the evening news or other media outlet. They paid $27,000 for the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich, which is a hell of a lot less than buying an regular commercial on all four network’s evening news programs. Crazy like a fox, they are.

[TellMeI_mNotCrazy]

I was just looking through other stuff they’ve bought:

Advertising for life on someone’s wheelchair

$15K for the right to name someone’s kid

That porn star’s breast implant

“Legally change my name forever!” (And from the brief look I gave that one, it looks like her name has been changed to “Golden Palace”)

Hah.

I do realize it is for the publicity, of course.

[Tentacle_Monster]

I’m going to have to start taking a closer look at my bowel movements. I might have inadvertently flushed away a fortune.

[Eve]

That chicken ain’t the Pope—it’s Charles DeGaulle!

[rjung]

@TellMeI'mNotCrazy

It wasn’t a dumb cluck that bought it; it was Golden Palace Casino, the same people that bought the Pope Hat Dorito, Dead Grandpa’s Cane, the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich, and, I’m sure, others. (I think there was a Cheetoh thing, too.) Why they keep buying this stuff is just beyond me, but hey.

Hey, they need something to get their name in the news now that this gal is no longer tooting their online casino on her breasts.

And I gotta agree with Mighty_Girl – we’re obviously in the wrong careers…

[ElvisL1ves]

@Otto

Well what else would you top off a christ on a cracker if not a pope on a chicken breast?

Adam and Eve on a raft.

[Casey1505]

You just know that Cliff Claven is regretting that he didn’t capitalize on the potato that looked like Richard Nixon while he had the chance.

[Flutterby]

@Eve

That chicken ain’t the Pope—it’s Charles DeGaulle!

I think it looks like Whistler’s Mom

[kaylasdad99]

@Eve

That chicken ain’t the Pope—it’s Charles DeGaulle!

You really think so? 'Cause I saw Ed Wynn.

Go ahead. Check these out side by side.

[lieu]

@Eve

That chicken ain’t the Pope—it’s Charles DeGaulle!

I saw Paul Ford, Sheriff Lynn Early from '49s Lust For Gold.

[Chefguy]

@lieu

I saw Paul Ford, Sheriff Lynn Early from '49s Lust For Gold.

Yes! Also a little like Alfred Hitchcock.

[Liberal]

I think it looks like Hegel.

http://www.philosophypages.com/ph/hege.htm