Judge gets jiggy in Eminem lawsuit

Eminem has won his Legal Battle with DeAngelo Bailey after Em named his a high school bully.

The judge, in her summary, wrote;

“It is therefore this Courts ultimate position/that Eminem is entitled to summary disposition”
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and then added

“The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact/They’re an exaggeration of a childish act/Any reasonable person could clearly see/That the lyrics could only be hyperbole”
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4/10 for the actual rap, but 10/10 for style. Absolutely freakin’ brilliant :smiley: