Responding to this post:
Funny site. But taking the question seriously, I disagree.
Here’s my ranking:
- New Mexico’s flag is just about as perfect as a flag can be. Flag of New Mexico - Wikipedia
It’s simple, it’s distinctive, it’s beautiful, it’s local, it’s original. It’s everything a flag should be.
- There are several other flags that purely on the question of good flag design are perfectly fine, if not necessarily pretty or original:
— Alaska: Alaska's Flag - Wikipedia
— Arizona. It’s not my favorite, but it works: Flag of Arizona - Wikipedia
— Hawaii: Flag of Hawaii - Wikipedia
— Maryland: Flag of Maryland - Wikipedia
— Ohio: Flag of Ohio - Wikipedia
— South Carolina. Really, the tree should be rendered more simply, but I’m going to go ahead and give it to them, because everything else is right about this design: Flag of South Carolina - Wikipedia
— Tennessee: Flag of Tennessee - Wikipedia
— Texas: Flag of Texas - Wikipedia
2(a). These flags would be perfectly fine from a design perspective except for their Confederate associations:
— Alabama: Flag of Alabama - Wikipedia
— Mississippi: Flag of Mississippi - Wikipedia
- Some flags are fine as far as design principles go, except for one flaw, such as lettering (name of the state, for example):
— Indiana: Flag of Indiana - Wikipedia
3(a). Unfortunate Confederate associations:
— Arkansas: Flag of Arkansas - Wikipedia
- Take away the state seal or the lettering or both and you have a perfectly acceptable design (if not necessarily very original or distinctive):
— Colorado. You got so close, but it’s the letter C! No letters!: Flag of Colorado - Wikipedia
— Iowa: Flag of Iowa - Wikipedia
— Missouri: Flag of Missouri - Wikipedia
— North Carolina. Only problem is that it then looks just like Texas’s flag with a smaller star: Flag of North Carolina - Wikipedia
— Wyoming. This would actually be an awesome flag without the state seal: Flag of Wyoming - Wikipedia
4(a). Same except for Confederate association:
— Florida. Only problem is that if you take away the seal, it’s the same as Alabama, but that’s not a violation of design principles: Flag of Florida - Wikipedia
— Georgia: Flag of Georgia (U.S. state) - Wikipedia
- Had a decent idea but didn’t execute it properly:
— California. Simplify the bear design and take away the lettering and it works: Flag of California - Wikipedia
— Oklahoma. Simplify the design and take away the lettering: Flag of Oklahoma - Wikipedia
— Oregon (reverse). A beaver symbol is fine except that the one they have is too complex to work on a flag: File:Flag of Oregon.svg - Wikipedia
— Louisiana: A pelican piercing its breast to feed its young is a fine heraldic design, but it is rendered in too much detail, and get rid of the lettering: Flag of Louisiana - Wikipedia
— Rhode Island. Yellow on white is a no-no, the anchor is rendered with too much detail, and get rid of the lettering: Flag of Rhode Island - Wikipedia
- The flags that are just state seals on a sheet are the worst (but slightly higher points for the boldface ones on the grounds that “at least it’s not blue”):
— Connecticut: Flag of Connecticut - Wikipedia
— Delaware: Flag of Delaware - Wikipedia
— Idaho: Flag and seal of Idaho - Wikipedia
— Illinois: Flag and seal of Illinois - Wikipedia
— Kansas. Actually, you could make it a decent flag by simplifying the sunflower and taking away everything else: Flag of Kansas - Wikipedia
— Kentucky: Flag of Kentucky - Wikipedia
— Maine: Flag of Maine - Wikipedia
— Massachusetts: Flag of Massachusetts - Wikipedia
— Michigan: Flag of Michigan - Wikipedia
— Minnesota: Flag of Minnesota - Wikipedia
— Montana: Flag of Montana - Wikipedia
— Nevada: Flag of Nevada - Wikipedia
— Nebraska: Flag of Nebraska - Wikipedia
— New Hampshire: Flag and seal of New Hampshire - Wikipedia
— New Jersey: Flag and seal of Idaho - Wikipedia
— New York: Coat of arms of New York - Wikipedia
— North Dakota: Flag of North Dakota - Wikipedia
— Oregon (obverse): File:Flag of Oregon.svg - Wikipedia
— Pennsylvania: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_and_coat_of_arms_of_Pennsylvania#/media/File:Flag_of_Pennsylvania.svg
— South Dakota: Flag of South Dakota - Wikipedia
— Utah: Flag of Utah - Wikipedia
— Vermont: Flag of Vermont - Wikipedia
— Virginia: Flag and seal of Virginia - Wikipedia
— Washington: Flag of Washington - Wikipedia
— West Virginia: Flag of West Virginia - Wikipedia
— Wisconsin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Wisconsin#/media/File:Flag_of_Wisconsin.svg