Just a quick post to check if I’m the only juggalo on these boards, so if you are, just post sayin so, n stuff.
and if you’re not, then you probably have no idea what i’m talking about…
You’re one of Jordan’s breasts? AIIEE!! THEY’VE BECOME SENTIENT!! RUN!!!
I think it’s probably safe to say that on this particular message board, you are the only one.
Show a brother some love.
What the hell?
I know exactly what you’re talking about, but I am nowhere near one.
Jonathan, a “Juggalo” is an avid fan of ICP aka Insane Clown Posse, a rap-metal group. I’m not one either. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Ahh yes, the Insane Clown Posse. I don’t think I’ve actually ever heard one of their alleged “songs.”
Insane Clown Posse have some funny songs, very anti-redneck lyrics, what’s not to like about them?
Mostly their fans and their rather stupid public or private personas. I’m not entirely convinced that they’re not just putting on an act, but I did listen to them at length on Howard Stern… including one memorable time when Sharon Osbourne tore all three of them limb from metaphorical limb on her very own. That episode made me sure, three-five years later, the Osbournes would be a hit.
That, the story of the Inner City Posse, the time they dissed Kamala, was it? I keep forgetting… they were supposed to do the job and, well, they didn’t. To a legend. and various other antics… and their demand to be taken seriously…
Well, they just aren’t talented enough, in my opinion, for the rampant stupidity I’ve seen from them.
The fans also… and I’m not saying “people who like their music.” I’m saying people who cite chapter and verse about the… what is it, carnival of the damned? The apocalyptic gig they’re on… are generally really… well… loud, annoying, and often very, very, very stupid. In my experience. I’m sure there are individuals who differ, but the mass of them qualify as the Great Unwashed. And I’m a metalhead, man, and I’m saying that.
I do like the Faygo gag.
Mmmm. Sharon Osbourne. Mmmm.
Oh! Sorry! Anyway, what I was going to say is that I’m an avid Ozzy fan, so I think it precludes me being a “Juggalo”.
Dagnabit, I thought he was talking about something else.
<walks off singing, "These are a few of my favorite things…>
Gonna be down, gonna be down, down with the clown 'til I’m dead in the ground…
Well, not really. I know all of their songs. Like a lot of them, don’t like some of them, don’t care one way or the other for most of them.
When they’re funny they’re hilarious, but when they try to get serious their lack of skill kind of smacks you in the face.
You may be currently (or not, I don’t know), but there was at least one of your brethren here before, now in the Ranks of the Banned.
Try not to end up like ringmaster.
(Warning: Link contains unkind comments about your favorite band.)
The ultimate white boy gangsta posers. I thought they were interesting until one time on the Stern show one of the tubby, loudmouth clowns started talking some stuff about how he and his boyz were going to tear up some gangster ass if anyone messed with them etc. etc… Later this medium sized, pissed off black guy comes to the studio offering to fight the tubby, loudmouth clown (who is twice his size), if he thinks he is so tough. You could practically hear the unicycle wheel squeal as Mr. Tough Clown backpedaled about why he just couldn’t do that for legal reasons, or it was his time of the month, or whatever, as the black guy continued to taunt him for being such a poser pussy.
I lost complete respect for the ICP after that. The Ultimate Posers.
astro I don’t think there’s ever been any question that it’s all an act. They talk about getting their asses kicked more often than they talk about kicking other people’s asses.
On their home video they say that they used to have so many feet up their asses that Foot Locker was calling them wanting to open up a store in their ass.
I think Shaggy said it best when Howard asked him to spell millionaire: “I don’t have to spell it, I am one.”
I remember reading the lyrics of one of their songs. It was about munging. shudder
It was bad. Very, very bad.
Dare I even ask, Guin?
In the slang of a previous generation, the suffix “-alo” meant “of the worst kind.” For example, the worst asskisser or suckass was a suckalo or kissalo. Unless “juggalo” means the worst kind of cartoon sidekick, I don’t think there’s any connection.
I always thought it was kind of like a mix between Gigolo and Juggler (Juggle - circus - clown - get it?)
Juanita - It has to do with necrophilia. Do you really want to know?
Mmmm… Faygo.