Jumbled Sequential Threads

Inspired by two real sequential threads in GQ

Removing a deployed airbag.
Having sex with a one legged woman…
I immediately came up with

Having sex with a deployed airbag.

From two in IMHO we have
Do Eastern European women end up doing it as a career?

Any more?

For those with a useless college degree, Would you attend a world wide dope-fest?

Why not, what else would you be doing?

Not sequential, just one thread, but:

**Off-duty action figures of public figures in general/Shirvell/Armstrong case in particular **

**Do any big online merchants Ever Say ‘I Feel Your Pain’?
Sure, Amazon does, when an item I thought was in stock was really out of stock or only for “resale”. But it doesn’t help, usually.