Yes, tomorrow our witty and lovely Juniper200 will turn 21.
Big whoop on all that. We know it now means she can get funky with all the rest of us at DopeFests (legally)!!
Happy B-day, Juniper. I dedicate a chocolate covered Godiva strawberry in your honor.
Woohoo! Will Juniper be attending ChiDope?
Having met the lovely Juniper a few times now, I can attest to her true wonderfulness. Bright, witty, and a true Accessory Goddess. 
Have a great one, Juniper!
Unfortunately, no. Her classes at U-Mo start that week. 
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congrats!
Happy Birthday Juniper!
Red Stripe, wasn’t it? 
It’s about time!! Now if you could just get rid of that Michigan DL, we might be able to buy booze at Gerbs.
Happy B-Day. Guess we’ll have to share a 6 of Red Stripe in celebration. (And some martinis and margaritas and we’ll avoid all sweet vermouth products)
Yes, in a mere 12 hours and 57 minutes, I’ll be able to legally gamble and purchase alcohol. Not that this will equal a big change in my poker playing/boozing habits, but it will be nice to present ID when asked and be served rather than be laughed out of the bar. I imagine that this will also do wonders for my next trip to Vegas.
Curses! Now that BunnyGirl is aware of my greatest weakness, I will have to destoy her, lest she use Godiva-covered strawberries to lure me into revealing my deepest, darkest, most lucrative secrets. (How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop? I’ll never tell!)
Superdude: Alas, ChiDope falls on the heels of the opening of the semester. It’s quite a drive to Chicago, and I don’t think I can swing it. I’d love to, though. Perhaps Tattva would like to split the driving. Zelda the Kia should be ready for another jaunt after the 11 hour MI-MO drive.
Persephone: Aww, thanks hon! You forgot the part where I once walked across a lake to heal an injured swan, though. Next time we get together, I’ll have to tone it down so you’re not blinded by the full scope of my wonderfullness.
wring: :eek: right back atcha! You’ll know the true meaning of :eek: once tomorrow’s festivities are through. But perhaps I’ve said too much…
mrblue: Thanks! Yes, “Red” and “Stripe” are the current watchwords. Fount of happiness, duller of the senses, nectar of the gods. Soon, my Jamacian darling. Soon.
Tattva: My new driver’s license (to be obtained at lunchtime tomorrow, barring fire, flood, or plague of frogs) should be one of those spiffy “legitimate” looking IDs, rather than the laminated tissue paper Michigan was using 5 years ago. If we’re lucky, I’ll be allowed to purchase beer in Missouri before I’m 40. And as for that martini/margarita/Red Stripe plan, it’s a date! We can celebrate whatever new living quarters you’ll be in, except this time I’ll try not to obliterate your security deposit with a strawberry margarita. (Sorry about that. Did Denise swallow your soul for that one?)
In conclusion, thanks! 
Where in the world did you ever get the idea I’m from Jamaica, mon?
See, I knew you were going to say that, and yet I didn’t clarify the thought in my first post. Why? Because I like boosting the reply count in threads about me. It makes it look popular…and if I look popular enough, I’ll eventually be invited into one of the secret Poster Cliques. Right? Right?
You are, dear. It’s just so secret no one told you you were invited.
I mean, if you knew I was going to post my previous post, certainly you knew I would post this one as well. An invitation would be unnecessary in that context, don’t you think? Did you not realize that I knew you knew that I’d make that last post, and I also knew you knew I knew?
Welcome to your new granfalloon…
Happy birthday, young’un! Now you can drink beer!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I’ll have hardwood floors, so spill as many dyed-red drinks as you like! Just watch out for the cats, mmmm-ok?
Ugh, it’s hot.
There’s a plague of frogs in the forecast for SE Michigan? Heck, after this heat/humidity, it’d be almost welcome.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Being the Doper who has known our lovely Juniper the longest (since ninth grade!), let me say that she’s only gotten lovelier and wittier as the years have gone by, and DAMN, she makes a mean tofu stir-fry.
Kisses from all of us Dopers, and from the other three members of the immortal Tim Horton’s Gang!
Happy Birthday, Juniper.
Do you think you can make plans for October? We’ll have a cake and drinks…well, drinks, anyway.
Goodness, the girl is legal…that’ll make things interesting