Junk drawers

Go to you junk drawer. Open . Peruse.

List 3 items.

Mine are:

Tape measure.

A roll of old scotch tape. I’m sure is all melded together.

A few triple A batteries, I don’t know the pedigree of.

(I know there’s much more in your drawers, but 3 is enough)

Is your tape measure the sewing kind or the carpenter kind? I have all those things in mine. Sewing kit. Small screwdriver. Faucet cartridge.

It’s a small carpenter one. It was in a pkg. of 3 tape measures, I got.

I’ve hung on to the smallest one forever. It’s so cute and as handy as a shirt pocket.

Heh, I may have a plumbing part or two in my drawer. Maybe some pipe glue.

I’m having significant difficulty with step 2….

The top drawer of my desk is a convenient receptable for all sorts of junk combined with important stuff. It contains a passport, birth certificates, and other such things, but also a whole pack of expired credit cards (why do I keep them? Who knows?) and even at least one that is still valid (but the RFID doesn’t work). Plus a roll of Scotch tape, a box of staples, a box of paper clips, and a bunch of Sharpies. Plus about a hundred more items, but that’s already way more than three!

A heavy-duty extension cord, a couple of homemade astrolabes, a big box of matchbooks. OK, it’s technically a junk box, but same thing.

Anoia, hear our prayers.

Take me off your prayer list please, I been running from Anoia, since I became aware of self. Ain’t done me no favors.

:grin:

What my parents called the ohmygod drawer.

Jute twine
Stapler
Set of ring sizers

But surely as a Martian you would have at least one Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator somewhere in there? :wink:

Stolen by some meddling earth creature. Still trying to replace it.

The three things at the top of the junk drawer were a silicone jar opener, a pair of needle nose pliers and a wooden school ruler with my kid’s name on it. I know more esoteric treasures lie beneath but I could waste an hour getting to find the cool stuff.

Yes. There’s a nail file that was supposed to have a lifetime guarantee.

My plan was to test the warranty. (Cause it wore out). But I needed to get the address. In the meantime it got swept up in a panic clean off the table event.

Lost to the ages, I believe down the abyss of the junk drawer.

A torch for soldering copper pipe, a huge pile of poker chips, and scotch tape. There’s a whole bunch of other shit in there, but you said the first 3.

I have several, but the closest one has:

Scissors 2 pair

Utility knife

Needle nose pliers

Two pairs of scissors.
Some Bic lighters.
A pair of safety glasses.

I think at the bottom there’s a bill that was paid in full 15 years ago and some twist ties, but you only asked for three.