God, I’m glad I’m not the only who has those songs going through his mind.
No. Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s tryin’ to start a new life of her own…
Nobody answers when I call her name…
Mercy sakes alive, it sounds we got ourselves a convoy!
FTR, the first song on my ipod was Harper Valley PTA.
You people are freakin’ awesome. Thanks!
Keep the memories goin’ – I’m gonna d/l Nobody, too.
vibrotronica’s brush with shittyness:
My estranged, bastard asshole father was golfing buddies with John Anderson of “Swingin’” fame. I hated that song before I found out about my sperm donor’s association with the person responsible for it. After I found out about it, my hatred burned with the light of a thousand other people’s hatreds that burned with the light of a thousand suns.
So sorry vibrotronica to call back up bad thoughts. I’ll hate him for you too if you’d like so you can add another thousand suns. Actually, I’m pretty darn hateful so you might even tack on another 7 thou if you catch me at a bad time.
That’s what you get when you’re
“Resurrectin’ memories of a love that’s dead and gone”
I am ashamed
So what you’re sayin’ is:
And I’ll have sweet, sweet, sweet, mental revenge.
and the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes…
is my heart the only one that’s on fire for Elmira?
:smack:
Of course not, because her name was Elvira.
I went to high school with an Elmyra.
Go to Elmira if you like. She’s waiting for you-just off I-81. 
Please Mrs. Avery… :rolleyes:
Thats sime funny stuff. I started a thread once asking for this kind of risque parady.
Got any more?
Your mother is my lover
And she has been since the spring
I can’t believe it started
When she squeezed my ding-a-ling
Just a swingin’…
GIDDYUP
Ah oom papa mow mow…
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl