So i have been in the office 45 mins, i have already dealt with 7 people who deliberately came through to the wrong que’s to speak with a real person.
Oh ?, you say you don’t like waiting ? really ? and you thought that you’d randomly push a few buttons and see where it would get ya, and then using all the expleditives that can be put out in the .00003378443 seconds before i put your dumb arse on hold.
Yeah i think I’ll go out of my way for you.
Well sir’s and madams i congratulate you on your deceptive and sneaky attitude to social acceptance of WAITING YOUR FUCKING TURN.
Oh, this rule doesn’t apply to you does it - cos you are special - everyone else is a fool evil laugh I will never suspect you are trying to cheat the system - you’re so clever - and and that abuse you give just gives me chills.
And further to that, did you think that telling me how terrible it is waiting in line would move my black heart ?
I must say, telling me that you’ll leave the company if service doesn’t improve jarred me into a frenzy of work … everyone else that has been waiting longer then you will be disconnected straight away to make room for you. You after all are the person that pays my wages.
Oh you want to talk to my supervisor ? pfffttt - sure I’ll put you through to the new guy, after all he is paid to listen to your abuse, i am just bored, tired and have headache.
Transferring you now sir.
Hmnm Sir, you do realised with all your arguments, abuse, threats and plain stupidity - that if you had waited like everyone else you’d be done by now ? No you arte going to be put to the back of the que.
… i wish my work was fake.